I don't know about Cho dumping you, but yeah, Mrs Corner would be devastated. She's such a nice lady, too. Will you please not tell her that I'm the reason Little Mike kicked the cauldron?
I've recently found out the joys of making it up to her, so don't worry.
I don't think so, unless Terry's spiked my pumpkin juice again.
And destroy her pristine image of our future Minister of Magic? Never.
Goldstein, that's hardly appropriate Prefect behaviour. If I weren't so bleeding ecstatic for you finally having a girlfriend, I would be rightly shocked and appalled. That is before congratulating you and asking how she is.
You don't want to be Minister of Magic? Now that would definitely disappoint her. Surely you knew my mum was planning on throwing you a great embarassing ball once you become Minister.
Transparent I am, yes. So spill. And none of this 'A gentleman never tells' shite.
Considering how amusing it is, you can't blame me, can you?
Considering I'm a rubbish prefect, I can only imagine the chaos it would be if I ever were to become Minister of Magic. But fine, I can do it if it'll please Mrs Corner! Make sure to tell her I said this, Mike.
You know that to me she's always been great. That might be just because I really care about her and because I have nothing to compare her to, of course. But I tend to think she actually is that great. And that's all I'm telling you, mate. Sorry about the lack of new information.
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I've recently found out the joys of making it up to her, so don't worry.
I don't think so, unless Terry's spiked my pumpkin juice again.
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Goldstein, that's hardly appropriate Prefect behaviour. If I weren't so bleeding ecstatic for you finally having a girlfriend, I would be rightly shocked and appalled. That is before congratulating you and asking how she is.
Ha ha, it's always brilliant when he does that.
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Is that your way of asking how she is, Mike?
Reckon you'd think so.
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Transparent I am, yes. So spill. And none of this 'A gentleman never tells' shite.
Considering how amusing it is, you can't blame me, can you?
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You know that to me she's always been great. That might be just because I really care about her and because I have nothing to compare her to, of course. But I tend to think she actually is that great. And that's all I'm telling you, mate. Sorry about the lack of new information.
It's not that amusing.
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Don't worry, I'll tell her so she can start on the invites straight away. Should I have her list Hermione as the Missus?
Mushy. Pile. Of. Goo.
I think Terry would beg to differ.
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Oh, sod off.
Well, Terry's a prat.