IO to Tony and Terry Only

[mc_mike]

Not sure if you two were paying attention, but the last Quidditch match of the year's this weekend. It's been damn long since our last flutter and a lot of shite has happened in between, but it seems a ruddy shame to end term without a proper bet.

What do you say? You gits in?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Of course I'm in! It wouldn't be bloody Quidditch without a wager, now would it?

So, what terms do you propose?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

No, it bloody well wouldn't.

I haven't a ruddy idea. Thought it'd be fitting to let Tony come up with them this time 'round.

Shite, I need to talk to Padma first.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

We agree on that then.

Sod it. I don't either. Have we lost our Golden touch when it comes to creating the perfect ruddy wager terms? Bollocks!

I reckon it's Tony call, yeah.

Oi, are you still following all the bloody school rules then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Oi, why me?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

'Cause you got off the ruddy hook with the streak through the Great Hall incident, is why.

So then, Tony, pony up.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I'm of the mind that regardless if he wins or loses, Tony should streak through the Great Hall.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

If you want to see me naked, mate, you know you just have to ask.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

What are you waiting on then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I mean ask nicely, Mike.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Tony, pumpkin puff, please?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I got off the hook because you two lost. Fair and square, mate.

Right, loser gets to... erm, serenade McGonagall?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Ruddy technicality.

Serenade McGonagall? That's a good enough start. What else you got?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Serenade McGonagall. Um, she's Scottish, right, so... in a kilt?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

If you're going to don a kilt, you've got to go about it right. No pants then.

So we'll go with traditional Scottish dress, maybe throw in a bagpipe or two? Don't think you'll topple over playing them, do you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

It's been voted on. And because you bleeding told Padma she shouldn't trust you anymore. What're you on about with that, anyway?

Private to Mike Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Fuck, she told you about that?

Private to Tony Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

She did, yeah. What the bloody hell is wrong with you?

Re: Private to Mike Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I'm not... I... damn, don't you feel sometimes like having Padma's trust is too fucking gigantic a responsibility? I mean... fuck, I don't even know.

Private to Tony Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

No, can't rightly say that I have since I never thought I had it fully to begin with.

Should've been living up to your own expectations all along, mate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Speak for yourself there, mate. I haven't lost my touch. Though I'd be inclined to agree that we need some new inspiration.

Bloody hope not. I'm going to try and talk her into betting on the match instead.