Oh, hush already. If you start from the entry hall and turn right, and then left at the large urn, you'll find a toilet immediately to your left. If you start from the library and turn left down the hall, you'll find a large urn and immediately to your left, there's another toilet.
Do you notice anything? Apprently you aren't the first to get lost. My Grandfather didn't have a keen eye either so he placed urns near all the toilets. I do wonder though, how long would it take you to notice that?
What do you miss? Besides the obvious of course, and that's a given. I'm sorry, Michael.
There's not one for visitors? A courtesy map of sorts?
That would've been all well and good if I'd've been privileged to that information beforehand, but as I wasn't, paying attention to large urns was the furthest thing from my mind. Unless I gave a passing thought to pissing in them.
No worries on the sorry. Reckon I could say the same to you.
My grandfather was an odd man at times. That was the function of the urn at first which is why he put them near the toilet. Thankfully, the house elves scoured them all thoroughly before I was even born.
Do you know many who have maps to their homes? I've never got myself lost at Draco's home and his home is larger than Bayhall. Nor was I ever lost at Tracey's. It must be you then?
Oh, that's just disgusting, Michael. Have a house elf clean it properly!
Must be my lack of direction. That's why I'd've never made a good Quidditch player.
I told you I gave them an occasional thought. Alex was the one who put his thoughts to use. The house elves have already cleaned it along with the three others from yesterday.
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Oh, hush already. If you start from the entry hall and turn right, and then left at the large urn, you'll find a toilet immediately to your left. If you start from the library and turn left down the hall, you'll find a large urn and immediately to your left, there's another toilet.
Do you notice anything? Apprently you aren't the first to get lost. My Grandfather didn't have a keen eye either so he placed urns near all the toilets. I do wonder though, how long would it take you to notice that?
What do you miss? Besides the obvious of course, and that's a given. I'm sorry, Michael.
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That would've been all well and good if I'd've been privileged to that information beforehand, but as I wasn't, paying attention to large urns was the furthest thing from my mind. Unless I gave a passing thought to pissing in them.
No worries on the sorry. Reckon I could say the same to you.
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My grandfather was an odd man at times. That was the function of the urn at first which is why he put them near the toilet. Thankfully, the house elves scoured them all thoroughly before I was even born.
Yes, but I'm not sorry about my father, am I.
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So I shouldn't apologise for earlier?
No, don't reckon you are.
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Oh, that's just disgusting, Michael. Have a house elf clean it properly!
Right.
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I told you I gave them an occasional thought. Alex was the one who put his thoughts to use. The house elves have already cleaned it along with the three others from yesterday.
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Do I need to make a visit to check on my home? I can't fathom getting that lost. How is your mother doing?
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You've a better sense of direction than myself. It's your country though; you can visit all you'd like.
She's doing well, I think. At least that's what I gathered in the two hours I saw of her today when I wasn't lost.