IO to 7th Year Ravenclaws Only

[mc_mike]

Anyone know if that sleeping party's still on this weekend? There were rumblings a while back, but everyone's gone quiet like they've been hit with a ruddy Silencing Charm.

If it's still on, Turpin, I'm not bloody sure how large Katie's house is, and with the antics that this barmy lot can get up to, might reckon it'd be a better idea to move it someplace larger and where any wild behaviour can be blamed on house elves or a boil. Just a suggestion.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Er... just to let everyone know...

...reckon this sounds barmy given my last IO, but my parents are letting me attend for the evening. Right. And I'd love to see everyone, of course. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Really??? That's excellent, Padma! I can't wait to see you!

Is it Saturday evening, then? And... we're allowed to bring, erm, dates? CornerMichael might need to answer that, I'd imagine...

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I know sod all. Is it Saturday? Reckon that'll do.

As far as I know. Reckon you'll need to make sure the Pooka's back in it's pin by midnight, though, lest Professor Weasley finds out and has you shoveling its excrement. I know just the person you can borrow a shovel off of too, it that'd be the case.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

...am I supposed to understand what that whole thing about Pookas and Professor Weasley and shovels means?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

There's some books I can suggest that'll explain it, if you need.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

We're Ravenclaws - we always appreciate books.

However, I don't think that a book will help me to decipher what you're rambling about. Do you suppose you could try plain English, just this once?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Depends on the book, McDougal.

Not as amusing once I have to ruddy explain it. Plain english. Right.

Your date.

Plain enough, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Books are generally good things, CornerMichael.

What about my date, precisely?

And where are we having this sleepover, then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Make you a deal. You explain why you've taken a fancy to calling me Michael, and I'll explain your date, yeah?

Remember where you went for the teabag party? Same place. Same guidelines. Same pool.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Because despite the fact that you are an annoying, pain in the arse prat most of the time, Padma loves you and you make her happy. She doesn't like seeing you, her boyfriend and me, her close friend, sparring constantly, so I've been trying to be nicer to you.for all the bloody good it's done me, obviously Plus, I reckon I understand what she's going through a bit more now. Satisfied?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

The pooka's your date for the evening. No feeding it Fizzing Whizbees, it's of a delicate constitution. And I don't fancy cleaning up pooka shite everywhere. Hack off Professor Weasley, that will, in which case, I'd reckon a shovel would come in handy. A shiny one.

Was it good for you too?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

.......

Remind me never to make another deal with you. I'm completely upfront and honest, and what do I get in return? Some ridiculous blather about cleaning up pooka shite and Professor Weasley.

And if you are trying to imply that my boyfriend is or in any way resembles a bloody pooka, I will carve out your tripes, Padma or not.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Who said I wasn't being honest? Ask Pansy Parkinson for yourself there, McDougal. She'll share. Probably one of her fonder memories.

I was actually trying to imply that the pooka was your boyfriend.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Why in the world would I ask Pansy Parkinson anything?? I don't know her beyond knowing that Anthony's dating her.

You bloody well know who my boyfriend is and that he is not a pooka.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

She can explain the pooka better than I ruddy can.

He's not? Should I give my condolences to the pooka or - Hopkins? Still want me to say something nice to him? I've a fine load of things to tell him, I do.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

I don't think I want to know about the pooka. I really cannot express that strongly enough.

I don't think Wayne would want your condolences. I can't speak for the pooka. As for you saying anything to him, I think I'll pass. I don't know what you'd tell him, but I doubt it would be the least bit positive or truthful.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Missing a brilliant story there.

That'll be one heart-broken pooka.

I could always run my ideas by you first, get your approval and the like.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

I'm sure I'll survive without it.

...Right.

*suspicious look* Would you run the ideas by me, get my approval for them... and then tell him anything but the approved items? You'll forgive me if I'm questioning your motives now, Michael.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You might not if you heard my list.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

...what're you playing at??

And exactly when would I hear your list?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Whenever you want.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret this?

Very well. How about you IO me privately with your list tomorrow? Then I can peruse it before Saturday.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Done.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

I can't wait to see you either, Morag, and meet Wayne, I reckon. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

I hope you can meet him - I mean, if he can come. And you and I will definitely have to chat!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

That's a summer miracle, that is.

Everyone?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Maybe not everyone.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Would this be a short list?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Would be the list of people attending who can actually get along for more than a second.