mc_mike: (good joke)
mc_mike ([personal profile] mc_mike) wrote2005-12-07 04:31 pm

Tony!

Oi, mate!




You've a quill I can borrow?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/ 2005-12-08 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Five Sickles the hour, mate.

Private to Mike

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/ 2005-12-08 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Mr Corner,

Kindly make yourself available to Miss MacDougal and myself- two helpless young witches- as well as the dashing Mr Boot, between the hours of 2200 and 2400 as we transform the Ravenclaw common room into- a decorated Ravenclaw common room- for Mr Goldstein's eighteenth birthday. Your assistance would be ever so much appreciated.

With fondness,
--Padma Patil

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
What do I look like, bloody Gringott's? How about I give you two Sickles the hour and a half-eaten roast chicken leg?

Private to Padma

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Dearest Gorgeous Prefect Who's Trying to Outdo Her Boyfriend,

How appreciated?

Yours,
-- Sir Michael Corner

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/ 2005-12-08 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Four sickles and two uneaten chocolate frogs.

Re: Private to Mike

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/ 2005-12-08 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Loveliest of boyfriends who does not yet realise that he is already outdone,

You'll have to agree in order to find out.

No one else's,
--Paddie Patil

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Two Sickles, one uneaten chocolate frogs, and I won't mention anything about it being your birthday for the rest of the ruddy day.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/ 2005-12-08 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Three Sickles, seven Knuts, one uneaten chocolate frog and you can mention it once in sign language. Final offer.

Private to Padma

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sexiest Smirkiest Girlfriend Who Resorts to Teasing Pictures to Convince Her Purple Boyfriend into Doing Her Bidding,

You cheat.

Better not be,
-- Mikey C

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'd take it, but I don't have seven Knuts.

What about three Sickles, I'll give you both my nuts, one uneaten chocolate frog and if I mention it in sign language, I've got to bloody do the interpretive dance as well.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/ 2005-12-08 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'll give up the seven Knuts as long as I don't have to go anywhere near your nuts, mate.

So three Sickles, one uneaten frog, happy birthday in sign language with an interpretive dance, right? Deal, then?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
No offence mate, but I wouldn't want you anywhere near my nuts anyroad. Trying my hand at being considerate, that's all.

Deal. You can keep the quill though. I've no sodding need for it. Truth told, I was only looking for a reason to dance. Cheers, Tony.

Re: Private to Mike

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/ 2005-12-08 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Manliest, Handsomest Boyfriend Who Should Look Towards His Orange Girlfriend for a Reason to Smile,

Not so. I know my stakes, Mr, Corner. My boyfriend is a gambler, after all.

I thought I was the jealous/possessive one,
--Your only girlfriend

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/ 2005-12-08 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
If you want me to watch you dance, you only have to ask, mate.

Private to Padma

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Wagering Vixen of a Girlfriend Who Should Look at her Brilliant Boyfriend Like That All the Ruddy Time,

Reckon he'd ever take a gamble on you? I'd like my chance with a witch like you.

What can I ruddy say - I'm selfish,
-- Who else's are you?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Will you watch me dance, Tony?

Re: Private to Mike

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/ 2005-12-08 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Doubting Prat of a Boyfriend Who Should Know He has No Reason for His Suspicion,

I'm afraid not, Mr Corner, as I am my own master. And I value trust and loyalty above all else. Reckon I should have been a Hufflepuff.

She who thinks that your quirks are endearing- until they suggest that you place no trust in those who love you,
--I am no one's boyfriend :P

Private to Padma

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Cheeky Girlfriend Whose Guarded Look Incites the Notion that She's Keeping Secrets,

You'd make a better Prefect than Abbott.

He who thinks that statement holds staggering amounts of hypocrisy,
-- M.C., Founder of Thank Bloody Merlin for That!

Re: Private to Mike

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/ 2005-12-08 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Overly Confident Boyfriend Who Thinks He Knows All the Answers,

It is perhaps lucky, then, that we don't have to compete- that we are both Prefects. And I like living in the same House as my boyfriend, I do. I miss being on the same team.

She, who hopes her only boyfriend is still teasing,
--The Mahogany bird dating the Orange bloke

Private to Padma

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
I love you.

Re: Private to Mike

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/ 2005-12-08 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Surely you are still teasing.



I love you too.

Private to Padma

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-12-08 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not teasing when I tell you I love you, Padma.

Re: Private to Mike

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/ 2005-12-08 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not teasing either.

I love you, Mike.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/ 2005-12-08 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I await the moment with bated breath, Mike.