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[mc_mike]

What the hell happened this morning? MacDougal junior mentioned something about a letter from the kidnappers. She alright?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Not quite, no. Too much blood and screaming Morag for me to notice.

Yeah, though I've also that ruddy essay of sodding classroom etiquette to do. I've detention for a week, though I'm not yet sure what the detention will entail, sure.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I don't think anyone missed the screaming.

If it wasn't your blood and it wasn't her blood, why's she in hospital?

Shouldn't be too difficult, mate. Thought you had the book written on that long ago. I reckon you could flirt with Snape the first night of detention and he'd let you off.

That mean we're off the hook for practise then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

She was hysterical. Inconsolable. Pomfrey had to sedate her.

Nice. Reckon I could offer up your lap dance services to him, sure.

Just means we'd have to double-up next week.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You could, but it wouldn't mean the same coming from me. Something tells me he wouldn't want a sequel from me.

Double-up? You're shitting me, right?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

You don't think? I reckoned he wouldn't have minded letting you finish in private, sure.

We'd need make up the ruddy time somehow, mate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nah. I'm not his bloody type. Maybe if I called him Sev from the off or asked if he likes pony rides, I might've stood a chance.

Couldn't we skip it and say we did?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Whatever you say, Michael. ;)

Of course not. Our next match is against Hufflepuff, and you saw how they trounced Slytherin. We've got to keep ahead, then.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Wanker.

We're not ruddy playing until the end of next month, mate. Surely that calls for us to take the week off, get a bit of a head start on winter hols.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Tosser.

That's the ruddy point exactly, Mike. We've got hols in between, so that alone puts us some time behind, doesn't it?

Maybe we'll just have one practise this week. Or maybe Snape'll let me go early, without the bother of a lapdance.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Aye, aye, Captain.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Sod off, Mike. Reckon you'll survive a ruddy Quidditch practise, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Fuck. I'm sorry all right? I don't want to fight with you. I've just had a sodding hell of a day and it's making me a tad short.

But I'd really just rather not be fighting with all my mates right now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Fucking hell, Terry. No worries, yeah?

Who the hell else're you fighting with?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

No worries then, sure. Ta, mate.

Everyone in the sodding school, seems. Reckon you'd not believe me if I told you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Not up to trying?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Tony.

Pansy.

Expect Potter's hacked off at me, as well, for getting mocked by Snape, though he didn't do a ruddy thing.