IO to Padma, Tony, and Pansy ONLY

[mc_mike]

Padma? Where've you gone off to? You're missing a first-rate orgy up here.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

And Mike can always let us borrow Trisha.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You go near my sodding trunk and you'll force me to break out Danny, mate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Sodding hell, anything but Danny, mate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

The girls might like him, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Reckon it's the best idea we've had in a while.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

You should steal he that, and bring it to Morag and Lisa. They'd never let poor Mikey have it back.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

No can do, Padma. She doesn't swing that way. Afraid MacDougal and Turpin'll have to share Turpin's pink posse.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

We can always send them Danny while Terry's not around to stop it, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

And hell, if they pop the bloody thing, all the better we're for it, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Better try not to get our hopes too high, mate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You mean to say you don't think Turpin's a wild one? Reckon we should ask Padma?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

You're aware that you're filling me with mental images here, yeah?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Oh, please.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

It's not my fault.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Mike!

...it's not like I would know anything about her- desires that she doesn't make public to- everyone!

Bloody hell, I need silencing charms, don't I.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You've been living with her in the same dorm for the past seven years and you're trying to tell me that you don't know something about her that the rest of us don't? Even I've stuff on Cornfoot, and he's practically invisible.

I don't think you're that loud.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

The famous Trisha?

I don't have to share you with Tina and Trisha, do I? I'd be most disappointed.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

The one and only. Erm, the only in Ravenclaw, at least. As far as I know. There must be quite a few others all over the British isles.

Nah, Trisha's all Mike's. Very unfortunate for us, yeah.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

You should introduce me then. I won't mind meeting her if I don't have to share you with her.

Unfortunate for... us? Do you mean yourself and Terry or us?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Can't believe I haven't thought of introducing you sooner.

Hell, for the entire universe, I'd say.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

You probably did but I distracted you.

I'm good at that, I'd say. Wouldn't you agree?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Could try to disagree, but I'm a shite liar.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Oi, I remember a time not too long ago when Trish was a source of comfort for you, mate. Don't go breaking her heart now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

She was? Did I have you Obliviate me afterwards, then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

See if I bloody share anything special with you again, mate. Fucking hell.