IO to Padma, Tony, and Pansy ONLY

[mc_mike]

Padma? Where've you gone off to? You're missing a first-rate orgy up here.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You've been living with her in the same dorm for the past seven years and you're trying to tell me that you don't know something about her that the rest of us don't? Even I've stuff on Cornfoot, and he's practically invisible.

I don't think you're that loud.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

It's- improper to inquire after such things, bloody hell, it's improper to partake in them! I- just figured you blokes at the market on- such matters.

...Mike! I- I didn't mean me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Reckon you've figured wrong then.

No?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

...I've never done anything like that by myself.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Never?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Of course n

...my mother told me it would be- wrong to endanger my- chastity in any way.

But what would you know about it? Maybe- it's definitely- different for boys.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Don't need to be getting defensive on me now.

Alright then. Nothing wrong with that, no. S'pose there might be a slight difference between blokes and birds, yeah.

Right.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

...I'm sorry, Mike. I didn't mean to- right.

So much is wrong lately- I reckon I didn't want to be told that I've- not been treating my body well, or- paying enough attention to my roommates, or- anything else.

Sometimes I feel so- radically different from every- from all of my friends, but... reckon we all feel that way sometimes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

It's alright, okay? No worries.

Look, I don't know anyway you could be treating your body any better, it's bloody fantastic, touching or no, and the roommates, whatever else's bothering you -- you're human. I get ruddy tired of being told what to do as well. Nothing wrong in that.

Sure, we do. I think if you're getting by with sometimes, then you're doing pretty damn well for yourself.


You sure you're alright?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

I think I devoted too much of my time to being- Super Prefect, and all of her superhuman glory. Strange how something that used to feel- so natural... feels pretty silly in retrospect.

I'm fine, Mike. I'm with you... that makes me more than fine.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Found something else that's important, is all. I'm going to miss the bloody cape and matching boots though. Don't get me started about mourning your little uniform too.

That makes two of us then.