Correction. I want you to say you have an unsatiable interest in those things and all the little attachments or whatever the bleeding hell else comes with them. I reckon you've been researching them a bit, wanting to start your own collection and all, but you're still unsure about which'd be the best to choose - no harm in asking the Network at large, yeah?
Here's your options, MacDougal. Being a Ravenclaw, let's hope you suss out the right one.
You can either: a)follow through on the bet with the terms as is or b)take your chances and have me give you something else to which you're obligated to do and won't be able to switch back to your current choice.
If you can't take the heat, you might want to play with the first years next time around and leave true wagering to the big boys.
One other point - you said a public IO, but could it be an IO only to students? Lisa did get into trouble with our esteemed Head of House over her cache - I'd prefer he not get hacked off at me over a wager.
Brilliant. Just ruddy wonderful. Happy sodding Thursday.
....that is a truly disgusting image. Can I bribe him with the thought of you giving him the sponge bath, since you seem to know all about such things?
Looking forward to it myself, yeah. Should be brill.
I don't mind seeing as Flitwick already has held me captive every sodding Tuesday afternoon since September, but for the record, he'd probably not care for the offer.
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The ones that Professor Flitwick can't seem to keep off his desk.
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Wait... you mean her...her...
What do you mean, my feelings on those?!
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Admit it, MacDougal. You ruddy dream about them in your sleep, don't you?
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I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!
So you want me to say publically that I've no interest in those sorts of things? That's all I have to do?
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Oh Merlin. I think I'm going to pass out.
What if I
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You can either: a)follow through on the bet with the terms as is or b)take your chances and have me give you something else to which you're obligated to do and won't be able to switch back to your current choice.
If you can't take the heat, you might want to play with the first years next time around and leave true wagering to the big boys.
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When do I have to do this?
One other point - you said a public IO, but could it be an IO only to students? Lisa did get into trouble with our esteemed Head of House over her cache - I'd prefer he not get hacked off at me over a wager.
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Flitwick's a pushover. Bribe him with a sponge bath in a magically enlarged tea cup.
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....that is a truly disgusting image. Can I bribe him with the thought of you giving him the sponge bath, since you seem to know all about such things?
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I don't mind seeing as Flitwick already has held me captive every sodding Tuesday afternoon since September, but for the record, he'd probably not care for the offer.
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Well, if he decides to take me to task tomorrow, I'll be certain to tell him you'd be willing to perform that service.
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Brilliant. I've just the teacup.
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Have I told you lately that you frighten me?
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Been a couple days, at the very least.
Have I told you lately how much I'm looking forward to collecting tomorrow?
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I'll try to make a note to tell you more regularly, then. You obviously miss it.
Yes. Let's hope you feel the same way tomorrow.