IO to Pansy, Greengrass, Bulstrode, C Weasley,all former Ravenclaws,Gryffindors, & Hufflepuffs ONLY

[mc_mike]

The week started off right with a birthday and a party, it might as well end it with one, agreed?

You lot are all invited to biggest orgy this side of eighteen. The guest of honour? Pansy Parkinson. Don't know her, don't like her? No matter. It's mutual, sure. You're still invited to her birthday bash - without the bishop. If anything, the day of her birth gives us another reason to throw a party and when's there been any harm in that, I ask?

Presents aren't mandatory but a costume is, so if you're wanting in the door, best be donning your fancy dress. The theme is carnival and for those poor sods who need a bit of demonstration to understand what that'd be, here's your visual stimulation guide.


What you should be looking at.


And for the conservative few out there:



If you've questions or need more visuals, say the word. My mum's got loads of photos here.

And just for you, Tony, I've found a photo of Celestina:

You can come dressed up like that, yeah?


Bulstrode suggested we go naked and whilst there's a fair few of you the rest of us wouldn't mind seeing, there's a hell of a lot more that we do. All apologies Bulstrode, can't take the chance the wrong sort'll be the ones to show up starkers.

Those've you that came to the teabag party last summer, you'll be showing up in the same place. And those've you that didn't, you sodding missed out on a great one. Try not to cry too much, yeah? Either way, make sure you're showing up at Bayhall Manor, Pembury, Kent at half eight this evening.

One last reminder - don't forget to bring your cozzies. This time there'll be jelly in the pool.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Oh Merlin.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

Morag and I will be there.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Where're we going to get costumes like those?!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

Don't worry. I'll do it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Ace Turpin, looking forward to seeing you there.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You know you're looking forward to it. Highlight of the last six months, sure.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

You know you only planned it this way so you could get as close to the terms of that wager that we never actually made as possible.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Figured me out, MacDougal. That was my motivation all along. Nothing saying you couldn't come wearing Bulstrode's costume though, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Oh, I don't think so. That's really far too conservative - seems about right for Bulstrode, though.

Lisa's making my costume, so I reckon if we're lucky, there might be enough material to it for it to double as a handkerchief.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Missed that. Who's lucky then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

I'm really not certain myself. I think I'm going to have to convince her to give me a bit more coverage than what she just showed me...

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

What'd she show you? String?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

It was a bit better than that, but it still looked more like knickers than something someone should wear in public!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Oi, some people wear their knickers in public.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

I'm not some people!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You should try it some time.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Like tonight?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

No time like the present, I say.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

You may be right... you'll see a bit later, won't you?

[millicent-b-.livejournal.com]

And yours will be appropriate for a slapper.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

I didn't mean my comment to be an insult - why did you have to go there? Is it that impossible for you to be even remotely cordial to me? I reckon that as you already have what I want, it just gives you a thrill to rub it in my face.

[millicent-b-.livejournal.com]

Do not mistake me for an idiot.

Why should it not? A grip on reality is hard to come by.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

I hadn't - but if you really think a grip on reality is what I was referring to, then you likely are.

[millicent-b-.livejournal.com]

Then you are in want of the wrong thing.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

You may be right... though it pains me to admit it.