IO to Terry and Tony ONLY

[mc_mike]

So 1 August's this coming Tuesday. For logistics sake and our own bleeding sanity, we've a few things to discuss if we're wanting to go through with this.

First and foremost: the pair of you still onboard?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

We're going on a ship now?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

We could, I reckon. Cross the Mediterranean sea and all that rot, yeah.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Mike would fall overboard. How'd we explain that to Padma?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Mike's taking his chances no matter what we do, though, isn't he?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Bet your arses I am, rather than play it safe like you lot. Where's the adventure in strapping yourself to the railing?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Safety first, Mike.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Let Terry know when your nappies are in need of changing there, Tony.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Reckon my charm's enough to buy my passage, Terry's a chance if he goes starkers, but you, mate, reckon you're the lone stowaway.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

That's a way to hurt a bloke's feeling, right there.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Three words for you, mate: Free Hair Rub.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

You're going to rub my hair? Thanks, mate, but I'll pass.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right. Sussed me out, you did.

Not me, you pillock. The little old ladies. Catching on yet?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Why'd I want old ladies rubbing my head again?

Besides that, if I can't get on the boat, I'll just take out the pop up boat that Pansy gave me in case of emergency and use that to cross. Not a problem, see.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Earn your keep and some dosh.

Suitable your girlfriend's name is Pansy because that's what kind of bleeding answer that was. A sodding pansy answer.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I don't know, Mike. How're you earning your keep again?

You won't be saying that when you're swimming along outside the boat and my boat because no one fancied your hair enough to let you on board.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Cheers, mate. Didn't think my naked bits were your thing, but appreciate the assessment all the ruddy same.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I'll give you two a moment or two alone, if you want. Close my eyes, even.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

No need to be shy, mate. Feel free to join in then.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

If I say Pansy won't let me, does that count?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Thinking morelike your lily white arse blinding the ship staff long enough for you to board.