IO to Tony and Terry ONLY

[mc_mike]

Either of you know how to get back to Pansy's flat from Boulevard de Clichy? Where the hell is Pansy's flat anyroad?

I'm alive by the way. Cheers.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Glad to hear you're alive, mate, but sorry, I've no idea where Pansy's flat is in relation to where you sodding are.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Did we want him coming back? Thought he was off being a statue and um, getting us drinks. Isn't he?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

A regular riot, you lot are.

You'll've to do without the ruddy drinks because someone's gone and nicked my wallet.

Now where the hell is Pansy's flat? I'm tired of being solicited.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Nicked your wallet? How much did you drink, mate?

Pansy's flat is in the 7ème. You know where that is?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Don't have a sodding clue. All I remember is wine. Loads of wine and I vaguely recall dancing girls and singing. Fuck. Can't believe my wallet's been ruddy nicked.


Right. The 7ème. That's it. I know exactly where that sodding is. Been there loads of times. Stroll through every chance I have when I'm in Paris.

Is that in the Left Bank?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Thought you were supposed to be a statue all night? How's dancing girls and wine part of losing a bet?

Rue St Dominique and Rue Sedillot. Does that help or, um? You know I don't have a sodding map handy, right?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

You're not bringing us drinks back?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Least he could do after not even going through with the full bet, anyway.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

If you're wanting piss in a bottle, sure I'll bring back drinks.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

If you pair'd been checking your ruddy Firelogs last night, you'd've had some drinks as well and I'd have my bleeding wallet.

What the hell were you two doing last night, other than getting a laugh?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Didn't think to check, I reckon. Thought you were doing your statue routine and um, well yeah, that's about it.

...Getting a laugh at what?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Not this time, mate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Couldn't be arsed to check the Firelog last night, mate. We were too ruddy busy finishing up those brilliant snails.

No laughs last night.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

It's what happens when you're brilliant at what you do, that's how.

Meet me at the Eiffel Tower. I reckon I can find my way there, think you two can do the same?

IO to Terry ONLY

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

You ready to meet Mike at the Eiffel Tower, or do we need more time? You know, for whatever reason.

IO to Tony ONLY

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Erm, I reckon I'm ready. Let me just say goodbye first, yeah? Give me five minutes?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I'm believing you on that one, sure.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

What're you meaning?

IO to Terry ONLY

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Oi, only five minutes?

IO to Tony ONLY

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Are you wanting longer? I can do longer, yeah, though I'm thinking Mike won't want to be waiting. Say twenty minutes then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're a shite liar, Tony.

Re: IO to Terry ONLY

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Yeah, he won't want to wait, but I don't want to...rush.

Twenty minutes, right.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Yeah, I know, but see that's why I'm not lying to you.

IO to Tony ONLY

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

I don't want to rush either.

Twenty minutes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Means like it sounds. Tony's a shite liar and the pair've you not ruddy doing anything when you're in the bloody city of lights, that's suspicious, mate. You're either lying out your arse or you're a ninety-year-old gran.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Oh. Who'd that be describing then?

Yeah, it'll be about twenty minutes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

What'd you do last night, Tony?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

What'd Terry say? Snails, right?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Not you or Terry, that's for bloody cert.

Twenty minutes, I'm there.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

When've I ever lied, mate? Never, that's when. No worries, we're on our way now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Snails my arse.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right. You're not wanting me to answer that and I'm still not believing you, mate.