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Anyone fancy a flutter on the Quidditch match tomorrow?
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It just might. Which in that case, you should see it all the more. If it can make you want me, imagine what it would do for Hermione.
No, of course you wouldn't.
No, no problem, Michael.
No, no problem, Michael.
Except you've just said you're broke.
I'll find a way! I'll... do other people's homework for money! Or something. I'll find a way.
That is a tough decision to make.
Oh, Tony. You are simply too sweet for words, do you know that? Whatever we end up doing Saturday next, it needn't require money. As long as I'm with you I'll be happy.
I... you mean that?
Of course I mean it. I don't say anything I don't mean.
Tony, mate, we're not ganging up on you. It's merely truth. Shall I coat it with Honeyduke's Best to help make it easier to swallow?
I'm only looking out for the good of your todger.
Excellent. Would you like to discuss it with Cho or do you already know where you would like to go?
Oh, I'm not picky, really. Why don't you just tell Cho she can have the honours.
Oh. Um, thanks. I'm glad. Very.
Actually, now that I think about it, your technique can't be that miraculous, considering... you know, Cho. Who doesn't seem impressed.
I'm starting to think you're only making up excuses to get me to watch you remove your pants. You have always been a little perturbed, mate.
I'm starting to think you're only making up excuses to get me to watch you remove your pants. You have always been a little perturbed, mate.
Will you be paying for them?
Are you sure? Because that would probably entail the lot of us whittling away the best of our afternoon in the last stop on the path to confectionary hell.
Just fair warning. I would prefer for all of us to have a good time.
Just fair warning. I would prefer for all of us to have a good time.
It's impressed her enough to get me blown, hasn't it?
Besides, that's all well on its way to changing come Valentine's Day. Better brush up on those shaving charms, mate.
Of course I have. That's why you love me.
Besides, that's all well on its way to changing come Valentine's Day. Better brush up on those shaving charms, mate.
Of course I have. That's why you love me.
I think I can spare a knut or two, yeah.
Mike, I may not be the most experinced bloke in the world, but I reckon I can say with absolute certainty that it doesn't take miraculous stripping to get your girlfriend of eight months to blow you. Nice try, though. If you wanted to strip for me you only had to ask, mate.
Ha. I'm surprisingly not too worried, Mike. If you get laid by the end of the month, I'll do it the Muggle way.
Not quite.
Ha. I'm surprisingly not too worried, Mike. If you get laid by the end of the month, I'll do it the Muggle way.
Not quite.
Then do hit me with the truth, mate.
And you can bet your Celestina Autographed Photo that I'll be handing you the um, cutthroat, is it? It's been a while since Muggle Studies.
Not quite, you say. Do enlighten me.
I will, thank you.
What's a cutthroat? I'd do it with a razor thing. Although I believe razorblades can be used to cut throats...
Oi, don't go killing all the mystery!
What's a cutthroat? I'd do it with a razor thing. Although I believe razorblades can be used to cut throats...
Oi, don't go killing all the mystery!
Razors. I reckon that's it. The long sharp metal rod, right?
You're only saying that because there is no mystery.
You're only saying that because there is no mystery.
Yeah, that one. Have no idea where I'd find one, but I reckon I won't need it anyway. You know, realistically speaking.
Maybe...
Maybe...
Oh, blast, you're right. I wouldn't much fancy all of us getting an overdose of pink from that abomination known as Madam Puddifoot's. All right then - why don't we make it simple and say The Three Broomsticks? I don't know anyone that doesn't like that place. Or if Cho's dead set against going there, we can always do the Hogsmeade Inn; they've a lovely restaurant.
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