IO to Hogwarts Students Only

[mc_mike]

Anyone fancy a flutter on the Quidditch match tomorrow?

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IO to Tony Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I'm only looking out for the good of your todger.

Re: IO to Mike Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Actually, now that I think about it, your technique can't be that miraculous, considering... you know, Cho. Who doesn't seem impressed.

I'm starting to think you're only making up excuses to get me to watch you remove your pants. You have always been a little perturbed, mate.

IO to Tony Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

It's impressed her enough to get me blown, hasn't it?

Besides, that's all well on its way to changing come Valentine's Day. Better brush up on those shaving charms, mate.

Of course I have. That's why you love me.

Re: IO to Mike Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Mike, I may not be the most experinced bloke in the world, but I reckon I can say with absolute certainty that it doesn't take miraculous stripping to get your girlfriend of eight months to blow you. Nice try, though. If you wanted to strip for me you only had to ask, mate.

Ha. I'm surprisingly not too worried, Mike. If you get laid by the end of the month, I'll do it the Muggle way.

Not quite.

IO to Tony Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You date Cho then and see how long Ha ha, yes, take the piss out of your good ol' buddy Mike. Laugh now whilst you still have hair.

And you can bet your Celestina Autographed Photo that I'll be handing you the um, cutthroat, is it? It's been a while since Muggle Studies.

Not quite, you say. Do enlighten me.

Re: IO to Mike Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I will, thank you.

What's a cutthroat? I'd do it with a razor thing. Although I believe razorblades can be used to cut throats...

Oi, don't go killing all the mystery!

IO to Tony Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Razors. I reckon that's it. The long sharp metal rod, right?

You're only saying that because there is no mystery.

Re: IO to Mike Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Yeah, that one. Have no idea where I'd find one, but I reckon I won't need it anyway. You know, realistically speaking.

Maybe...

IO to Tony Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You can always ask Hermione, you know. And you should ask her, realistically speaking.

Glass, Goldstein. Glass.

Re: IO to Mike Only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Let's see, then. Realistically speaking.

Sod off, Corner.