Mike, I may not be the most experinced bloke in the world, but I reckon I can say with absolute certainty that it doesn't take miraculous stripping to get your girlfriend of eight months to blow you. Nice try, though. If you wanted to strip for me you only had to ask, mate.
Ha. I'm surprisingly not too worried, Mike. If you get laid by the end of the month, I'll do it the Muggle way.
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Ha. I'm surprisingly not too worried, Mike. If you get laid by the end of the month, I'll do it the Muggle way.
Not quite.
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You date Cho then and see how longHa ha, yes, take the piss out of your good ol' buddy Mike. Laugh now whilst you still have hair.And you can bet your Celestina Autographed Photo that I'll be handing you the um, cutthroat, is it? It's been a while since Muggle Studies.
Not quite, you say. Do enlighten me.
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What's a cutthroat? I'd do it with a razor thing. Although I believe razorblades can be used to cut throats...
Oi, don't go killing all the mystery!
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You're only saying that because there is no mystery.
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Maybe...
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Glass, Goldstein. Glass.
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Sod off, Corner.