And it goes.

[mc_mike]

Since it would seem I'm the only one around here with an enquiring mind, - Brown and Parvati, I'm disappointed verily, I am - s'pose that leaves me to ask the question that's begging to be asked.

MacDougal, what flavour arm candy are you? Your brother says licorice. I'm not ruddy sure I want to know how he knows.

Since I can, oi, Filly? Wanted to warn you, sir, that the dozen roses that your award-winning wife'll be binning once they're delivered? They're from Tony. Mine'll be the ones delivered later this evening. The one's she'll be gushing over and that'll convince her to chuck you for me.


Anyone else reckon they should give up looking for the cause of this past April's Fools? There's other areas which the Ministry should be utilising their resources, I think.

Comments

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

You mean like requiring we all be carded to breathe?


Anthony did no such thing, don't be ridiculous.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Oi, mate, you've already left school, so you can stop trying to impress our Head of House. Um, right, sir?

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to tell her.

And just how are you occupying your time of late, Mike?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Admit it! It was you, besides, wasn't it!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

As if I'd tell you, Michael.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

You're disappointed in me??

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

I shudder to think of what "lessons" you teach these poor children.