Pansy? Davis?

[mc_mike]

What the sodding hell is going on back there?

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[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

STOP IT. STOP.



Play cards with him, don't argue.

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Now you're well enough to tell us what the hell to do? We're not to fucking worry over you anymore. Bloody hell, that's a sodding relief.


His name's Tony, by the way. You might want to try calling him by it.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Stop it. Shut up.


I know his name and it's not Tony. It's Anthony.

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To you, yeah. To the rest of the bleeding world, he's Tony and he's your husband. You remember marrying him, yeah? Wish to hell I could say I ruddy do, but the pair've you saw fit to do it without the rest of us that all bloody care about you.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I know that. Why are you telling me that!

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Can't ruddy tell what you know and don't know when you're not up to giving more than one or two word answers.

You also remember having him served with divorce papers after your sentencing?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Shut up. Shut up right now.

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Do you know how sodding difficult that promise I made you was to keep after seeing my best mate at his absolute bloody worst?

Right. You don't.

I'll leave off now.

Private IO to Michael Corner

[http://users.livejournal.com/_davistracey_/]

Well done. For someone who's so damned convinced he could do a better job, you're certainly doing a smashing job of it.

Private IO to Davis

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Cheers.

Private IO to Michael Corner

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Do you have to work hard to be such an ass or does it come naturally?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I know now.


DON'T COME OVER. LEAVE.

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Right.

My pleasure.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I broke a vase.

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I - shite.

What's it going to take to fix it?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Why do you care?

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Funny thing, that. Caring. Happens all the ruddy time to the best of us. S'pose it has something to do with wanting the world and thensome for my best mates, even if I've to be an arse to make it happen.

I could tell you I bloody care, but you've'n't believed me when I've said it so far up until this point. Reckon you'll just have to ruddy go with me on this one.

Humour me. What'll it take to fix it?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It's out in the alley near an automobile.

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Why'd you do it?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Millicent is in St Mungo's.

That isn't fair.

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She didn't take the plea bargain.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

She didn't need to.

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You didn't either.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Kirk said I did!!!!

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Tony, Terry, and I didn't reckon you needed to either, but it was your decision, Pansy, much as I bloody hate to say it.