IO to Tony and Terry Only

[mc_mike]

Alright, Tony. I've spoken with Hermione and she spilled, so now the rest is up to you to fill in the blanks. Do you need Ogden's to do this or can you muddle through this without the need to spunk up?

On a different note, Padma's invited us to practise conjuring Patronuses with her and a few others later this evening, if either of you are interested. Turpin and I worked on them some last night, but a corporeal one isn't any closer for me than it was last week. Have either of you had any luck?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

... um, right, please tell me you're not talking about what it sounds like you're talking about.

Haven't tried it since the DA meeting, and you know how much luck I had then... I'll be there. What few others?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

It's exactly what I'm talking about. Shocked, are you?

The groups were a little fucked up, weren't they? Don't know what Harry was thinking there. Turpin's coming; as far as I know, so is Parvati, which generally means the other breast will be there as well.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Wait, wait, she told you what, exactly?

I didn't think my group was that bad, really, but then it just... I don't know, it was weird.

So. You sent the pictures to Hermione.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Groping, tongues, taking her on a desk, the usual sorts of sordid things that happen when two people are alone together. Should I pull up the IO and show you? I honestly wasn't expecting her to say anything and she volunteered all the information on her own. She was surprised that you hadn't told Terry and I yet. And frankly mate, so am I.

So you and Ron got on well, then? I imagine you did well with Bones, she's nice enough.

She's told you, has she?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

She volunteered the information? But that's... she... wait. Did she really vonlunteer the information? Are you sure you didn't threaten to Avada Kedavra her cat? Because if... I mean, it's all right that she told you. It's not anything I wouldn't have told you - erm, I hope it isn't. It isn't, right? But I just don't... well. WHY would she tell you?

... do you think she'd be upset if you showed me?

Susan seems nice. She was really... talking for the two of us, because Ron was rather quiet, and I had the impression that he kind of... wanted me to be quiet too. I don't know.

She told me, yeah.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right, like I could get close enough to that bloody thing to actually pull off an Avada Kedavra. You remember her post about House Unity and all that rot? She told me that I shouldn't ask such personal questions in a public IO. Right. So I asked her privately. As a JOKE. How was I to know she thought I was serious? And it's everything you would have told us, just with less . . . details.

I don't think she'd mind. She was more concerned that she told me things that you normally wouldn't have uttered a word about.

He's an odd one to read. I reckon Terry has a better idea of Ron's mood than I do, since he's been revising with him often enough. It's funny though; I never really considered Muggle Studies something to get that worked up over.

Not mad at me, are you? She loved them. Said you were the prettiest of us all.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

... I don't know how comfortable I am with the fact that you're having guy talks with my girlfriend, mate.

Well, um, then I might want to see the IO, yeah.

Me neither. Maybe that's why you didn't just ask me to study with you, Terry? My Muggle Studies grades are all right.

Look, Mike, I'm not... happy about it. But I'm trying to... maybe I shouldn't be I'll get over it.

Did she really? Because all modesty aside, really, I'm the ugliest woman I've ever seen.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Oi, mates, I've not seen you all bleeding day!

Tony, I just reckoned that Ron'd have a better handle on Muggles, what with being best mates with two Muggle-raised Wizards. And, well, yeah, Hermione's your girlfriend, but I suspect you don't get up to much Muggle Studies talks while you're together, yeah? Oh, and his Dad's in the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Dept, so he's bound to know a bit more. Sure enough. Right.

Mike, did Hermione mention me at all? ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Muggle Studies is important for anyone possibly interested in a career in Muggle relations. That, and I take all my revising seriously, mate, or haven't you noticed my dedication to classwork?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Forgot to mention, I reckon I'm up for some Patronus practise tonight. Where and when?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Ace, mate. Room of Requirement, although I'm not sure when. We should probably ask Padma.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Blah blah blah. Yes, I understand all that. I still don't see what the fuss is though.

So drawing pictures of Snape and a House Elf in some interesting positions is now considered dedication to classwork?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

That's because you don't pay attention to us anymore in in Charms. Or DADA. Or Astronomy. What's up with that, mate?

I severely doubt that Tony and Hermione get up to any talking, not after what I was told.

She said you should charge 15 Galleons a trick. I disagree, though. I reckon in a get up like that, you can charge at least 17 and a Knut.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

How many times do I have to remind you that she told me? It was a lark, mate. And I think you'd be quite proud of how she handled herself. I promise she only blushed once - through the entirety of the exchange.

Fine with me. Then will you fill in the gaps?

I had the extra Galleons, I didn't have the desire to spend them on myself, and it was before Cho and I worked things out. She seemed to enjoy them and now she has a photo of you on her nightstand. So the purpose was twofold.

She certainly did. And not to be a prat, but I think the trio of us are the ugliest women ever seen. And if we're the ugliest women, what does that mean for Celestina?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Hope you're not starting to get a kick out of making Hermione blush too, mate. Have you ever actually seen her blush? It's brilliant. And I'm not trying to be selfish, but... yeah, I'm selfish.

You know I would anyway.

Ah. So you... had extra money. That's a very... erm, interesting reason to do that. Right... erm. And yeah, her nighstand, she told me. Where Parvati and Lavender can see them, it's all... very exciting. Um. Can we stop talking about this now?

It means that we looked nothing like her. Except for the feather boas, and even then, she wasn't worn one since last year or so.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I'd say it's a waste of a day if you haven't made at least one bird blush.

No, I can't say I've seen her blush. Glad you have, though. Was that before or after she wanked you off?

Is it that uncomfortable to talk about? I thought you were rather chuffed at dressing up like a woman.

Keep telling yourself that, mate. Keep telling yourself that.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I don't know, you mean any bird? Because some girls just look like a huge tomato it's not really all that attractive, is it?

Erm... before and after. And also... um, during. She told you about that?

Yeah, well... the alcohol helped, but I wasn't really all that thrilled. It was only for a day, so it wasn't a big deal. Except that now with those pictures I'll be dressed as a woman FOREVER.

I will!