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[mc_mike]

Ooi Bones! Thinks you cans hide from Headmasters Meat and Deputies Veg 1 and one and 2? you've to been sorted! Creamy puffs for you and yours and you've and uniforms with the cream ands sauce and you must report to my offices aimmediatedly for the fitting. Donot goo straight to Veg 1's office. He's full of saying things.


Edditted to add: Any others fit birds, you;ve to report to Deputry Headmeater Veg 2's office for immediate Cream pUff fittings for uniforums. Ginny did Ron's already pass on the words?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/__ron_weasley_/]

No. I did not pass on the words.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right. Good on you, then.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_susan_bones/]

How's the headache, this morning, Mike?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Better than the current house standings, I reckon.

Do me a favour and foget about the whole business from last night, yeah? Meant nothing by it, really, just some prats who pissed their way to no shame through many many bottles of ... hell, I don't remember all of what we drank, but it was a bloody lot.

Say, have you been about the castle?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_susan_bones/]

You'll earn them back... How's Padma taking it, though?

What business from last?

I've been about, yeah.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

She's taking it surprisingly well, actually. Odd, compared to the streaking incident, but I'm not of the mind to question it.

That's a girl.

You have? You haven't by chance ran across the Ravenclaw Seeker, have you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_susan_bones/]

Just be grateful, then. This to, shall pass.

Nope. But I'll keep looking, if you'd like... I reckon she wouldn't be too happy with me, though.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

As good a plan as I've ever heard one, Bones.

Right. Well, if you do see her, you reckon you could IO me to let me know? That way you could avoid approaching her, as that course of action may not help me anymore than it would you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_susan_bones/]

I will.

Good luck

[http://users.livejournal.com/_susan_bones/]

But I am truly Honoured.

[miss-ginevra.livejournal.com]

...what in Merlin's name...Michael?!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Yeah ... that. Apparently you were Cream Puff material last night and I've no sodding clue how that all the hell bloody came about. We were all sodding mullered last night, I haven't a bloody clue as to what we said or did. Better that you missed it, yeah. There's no telling what shite would've come out of my bloody mouth.

Private IO to Michael

[miss-ginevra.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...right then.

...should I be worried that there's something that you wouldn't say to me without being pissed out of your mind?

Private to Ginny

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Not so much as it would be that I would have said it in a public IO for all of Hogwarts to see.

Re: Private to Ginny

[miss-ginevra.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I even dare ask just what you might share with the whole of Hogwarts that would be so awful for them to see!

Private to Ginny

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nothing awful, Ginny. Just ... well, did you see what I wrote to Hermione? I reckon yours would have been a sight more ... colourful.

Speaking of Hermione, she still hacked off with Tony? I'd tell her it was all my idea if you think it'd help. He's a bleeding mess right now about her.

Private to Michael

[miss-ginevra.livejournal.com]

No...what did you say to Hermione?

I don't reckon taking blame for whatever she's hacked off at Tony about would help any. She'd still be angry with him for going along with it. His best recourse is to probably just continue being sorry and trying to make it up to her.

Private to Ginny

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I might have implied that I would have enjoyed watching her try on a uniform made solely of whipped cream or something else, I haven't the stomach to actually sit down and go through it. I think I may have even volunteered to help her put it on. Merlin, I can't remember shite.

Yeah, suppose you're right. I can't get the sod to leave the dorm to even attempt to speak with her. He's a damn fine bloke and great best mate, I just don't want to see him bollocks this one up, see?

Re: Private to Ginny

[miss-ginevra.livejournal.com]

Michael, you didn't! I do hope that Cho didn't see it, for your sake.

Well, if he doesn't want to bullocks it up, he'd best do something more than hide from her, I reckon.

Private to Ginny

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I did and I reckon Cho's seen it. I've been all over the damn castle looking for her, I've IO'd her ... You know, I'm a bit surprised you haven't seen it, actually.

As I've told him, but it's like trying to teach a bloody troll to drink tea and biscuits.

Re: Private to Ginny

[miss-ginevra.livejournal.com]

Well, to be honest, I didn't look too far back into the logs. I saw that there were so many IOs and felt a bit overwhelmed. I didn't have my Firelog with me all evening, so when I checked it this morning, there was loads of new stuff.

Well, tell him that you got the advice from a good friend of Hermione's and that if he continues to play coward and hide up in his room, she'll probably just stay upset.