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[mc_mike]

Hey.

I know we haven't talked much since I've returned, Padma, and knowing you, you've probably a few questions. I haven't forgotten what you said and I appreciate the space you've afforded me. And ... well, hell. I've a letter from my mum that I plan to dispose of tonight. Any road, I've no need for it but I'd like to share it with the both of you before I do, if you're interested. It'd be easier for you to read it than for me to ... yeah.

Tony and Terry've already seen it; I took your advice, Turpin and I wanted to say thanks. And I guess I thought you'd want to know. Don't want you to think I feel I owe it to you to share it, because that's a load of bollocks. It's more that I'd like you to have the chance to see it.

Anyway, if you're inclined, you can both come up together later if you like or take it in turns if it's easier.

And before it's asked, I'm fine. Promise I'll smile at least once if it'll reassure you.

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Private to Padma

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As you should since it's seldom used. (She does have nice hair, doesn't she? Reckon she and Tony can go off and have loads of follicle-y blessed children together. Save the world from frayed ends or whatever else it is that you witches fret over.)

I have to, once again, strongly disagree with your complaint, Ms Padma Patil, Ravenclaw Prefect, as you were the one who mentioned the pairing of yourself with a hippogryff. I merely made an observation on your statement. Mind set at ease, then?


Right. And her sarcasm being another.

As am I. Ecstatic. Can you tell by my typing? You reckon it's contagious?

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Oh, such a low blow, Mike. Shall I say of you that your little jokes and pranks are more often ridiculous than they are funny? (I assure you, I care not about the perfect little heads of Tony and Pansy's hypothetical children oh my. In fact, I more often than not ignore the beauty regimen that my sister and Lavender have set out for me.)

I must protest your disagreement with what you call my "complaint," Mr Mike Corner, Ravenclaw Troublemaker, as I expressly meant that you would suggest pairing me with a hippogryff, not I. Yes, more at ease. So long as you're happy, I'm happy.


Won't argue with you there. We girls can't all be as sugary sweet as I am. :D

Most definitely, Mike, your typing is just dripping with such emotion. I am so very pleased. Sexual tension?

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If it is a low blow, I'll give credit to you, as I've learned from the best. And isn't true, fair Padma, that the humour that lies in the ridiculous resonates far longer than that which lies in the mediocrity of a joke. (Can't say I see why you'd need a regimen, unless you're thinking of posing for Playwizard, too).

Intent, youngest Patil. Intent. You had worded it in such a way with the intent of garnering the reaction that you did. Therefore your protest and complaint do not hold water. I'm happy.

Over the years, I reckon I've found out your sugary sweet is a very clever disguise used to your advantage to lord your prefectness over others. Most of the time, that is, when you're not bringing me soup.

That's a talent, I'll have you know. Not every wizard can have their typing express an emotion such as ecstaticism. Nor do they have the talent to create new words to add to the English vocabulary. That'd be it. Reckon it is? Any sort of potion we can take to ward against it?