IO to Pansy Only

[mc_mike]

Heads up - I've an owl from my mum. Everything's a go, but she has a few requirements she inisists be met first.


Have you seen my best mate? The git's skived off rehearsal again.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right. I'll start on the thank-you cards straight away.

Not so sure on that. I reckon a test in order.

Because it's the truth.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Do I have to keep them?

A test...? Wait, are you saying you're taking a puppy to Bayhall??

I'm not afraid to admit it, Michael. We're friends for a reason, surely.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

After being thoughtful and all that rot, you wouldn't?

Are you denying my boyhood dreams and telling me I can't?

Which is precisely why you should have admitted it straight from the off.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I doubt I'll ever see even one thank you note so I'm not terribly worried.

Your boyhood dreams included a puppy? I thought your boyhood dreams were taken care of with that birthday present I got you.

I'm trying to help Padma keep your head from swelling. It's a difficult task. Admitting it would have reversed all my work to this point.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

So long as you're not expecting them. Wouldn't want to give you reason to start up on the ruddy awful habit of expectations.

And a fine birthday present it was. But no. That would be more my knobhood daydream.

All your work? Right. But by not admitting it, it worked just the same as it would have if you had admitted it. Must be bloody frustrating to know all your hard work is for naught.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I do have a few expectations of you, but Thank You notes aren't in that group, actually.

As long as someonething appreciated it.

You really don't understand the mind of a Slytherin, do you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Should I be worried?

It's appreciated nightly.

You mean to say that Slytherins aren't a frustrated lot?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I'll let you know if/when you drop below expectation.

You must have quite a talent with silencing charms...?

I mean to say that you may not think it's working, but you just don't understand the methods I employ. It's fine really. Makes it much easier to deal with when someone is ignorant of our ways, which most people are since they never bother to find out.