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[mc_mike]

Heads up - I've an owl from my mum. Everything's a go, but she has a few requirements she inisists be met first.


Have you seen my best mate? The git's skived off rehearsal again.

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[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

What sort of requirements?

I may have seen him. Rehearsal for what exactly?

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She wants to meet with you for one, after we arrive at Kings Cross. She also wants to meet with your brother.

Rehearsal for the brilliant launch of his singing career, of course.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I have no problem meeting your mother. I should be honoured to meet her in fact. I must congratulate her on surviving all these years with you in the same house.

As for my brother, why does she want to meet him? He hasn't set foot in Bayhall since he was eleven.


I had heard about that. Surely McGonagall will be honoured. However, he's currently busy with other matters.

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Congratulate her all you like, she'll have no clue what you're on about. Have you not seen the golden circle floating above my head?

No idea, really. Her letter only said she wanted to speak with him.


Don't see how McGonagall couldn't; wouldn't be surprised to see her cry a tear or two at the gesture.

Tell him to get the hell up here or I'll bloody Accio him. I've better things to be doing than waiting on his primadonna arse.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

It's not floating, Michael. It's sitting on those great horns you've got. In fact, it's a bit crooked. You might want to have it looked into.

I'll let Peter know. I don't know what he'd say though as he has no control over the estate or the funding of it. In fact, he isn't very aware of muggle-wizard relations or that I've even set up a caretaker for the summer. I suppose I'll explain so he knows what I've got him into.

Depending on the lyrics, which I bet will be remarkable, I bet she will cry a tear or two. I'm personally looking forward to the whole event. Anthony in a kilt!

I'm not sending him anywhere and if you accio him, you'll deal with me.

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I wear mine the same you wear yours, so if mine's off, reckon we should have ours checked together.

Like I said, I've no clue.

Of course the lyrics are remarkable; I've worked myself like a house elf over them. It was right difficult lowering my standards to something that's worthy of both my mates.

Took you bloody long enough to answer. What the hell? There aren't enough Galleons in Gringott's that'd make me take him now. Have him shower before sending him back, yeah?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

How did that golden circle get up there?? I never asked for one and quite frankly, I don't want it.

Odd. Well, I'd like to meet Peter too, so he'll just have his own private welcoming committee.

Terry does drag the necessary quality down, doesn't he.



A shower sounds like an excellent idea.

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Must've been Tony's. You should probably hand that back, wouldn't want anyone to notice it's gone missing.

Reckon you should ask Tony about setting his loins afire like magma, then.


Don't ruddy even bother. I've my own plans now; but he comes back up here smelling all witch-like, I'll knit him his own frock.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

If I've got his, I do believe handing it back would be considered rude. I'll just get rid of it and we'll take our chances with people noticing. I don't think he needs it anymore after all.


Excuse me?


I had no idea you could knit. Do you plan on getting close enough to him to see if he smells like me? And if he did, how would you know? Do you have that good a memory for scent?

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Corrupting the poor sod already, yeah? Best not let my mum find out. Break her heart, that will.

Pardon?


I've a few hidden talents. You don't believe that rubbish about scent being the strongest link to a memory, do you? Anyroad, I said if he came back smelling witch-like. Didn't specify which witch and as I've been around a few witches myself, it's not that hard to tell the difference between Tony and a flower.

As for Tony, he escaped wearing a frock ... today.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Is your mum fond of Anthony? I'm not corrupting him in the least. I'm just broadening his horizons, perhaps.

I'll ask him then.

Anthony smells little like a flower, in my experience.

I'll work harder then.

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Do unicorns mate? Explaining that to his number one fan would go over well, yes.


I don't want to bloody know.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I have to explain if unicorns mate to your mother? Or I have to explain why and how I'm corrupting him? Are we assuming your mother is his number one fan?

I don't want to "bloody" tell you.

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How the -- never bleeding mind. Assume nothing, yeah?

Good, because I don't want to ruddy hear. Brilliant agreement, that.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

That's what I always say.


Did you run out of words, Michael? I expected much more of a response from you.

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Thought you might be used to the disappointment by now.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Never.

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Wouldn't have figured you as a glutton for punishment.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Never figured you as one for self-depreciation.

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As I said, I'm full of hidden talents. That one takes skill to perfect.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Still working on it, I see.

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I never claimed I had the skill to begin with.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, Michael. I know you better than that, I'd like to think.

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Better than what? Better than your knowledge in how unicorns mate?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I know more about corruption of Anthony than of mating unicorns. Which subject do you think your mother will prefer?