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[mc_mike]

I'm going to fucking hurt him.


Don't bloody know why I'm even writing in this bleeding thing since there's sodding prying eyes everywhere. Should've known the little shite was up to no good. He's bloody lucky he has mum's pinny to hide behind or I'd've hexed his arse ...

Now I'm to be sodding chaperoned when in mixed company at all fucking times, and if that isn't enough, she's bleeding requested to speak with Padma. I had to sit through a sodding lecture on being sexually responsible, the pinnacle of which was when I had to explain to her what the word monogamy ruddy means and why the hell I didn't practise it. Tried to argue that point, but she wasn't bloody having any of it. Something about there being no acceptable excuse.

Right.

Know what the fucking brilliant part is? I took the ruddy blame for painting a sodding jam mural on the drawing room wall and for trying to drown a house elf earlier but the demon still went and showed her.



The whole thing is all to cock.