Private to Padma and Turpin

[mc_mike]

Oi, just ran across Abbott's and McDougal's IOs about Apparition. We're still on for tomorrow's lesson, yeah?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Ah, these photographs can tell you all that, yeah?

OI, I can be rowdy! Didn't you see me at your bloody- tea bag and whipped cream party thing? How else might I persuade you, Mr Corner?

Never have to worry about that, Mike. Reckon it's not in my nature to turn you down. Right.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Brilliant invention, photographs.

My memory's gone bad, see. Being out of school's caused a bloody leak in the head. Reckon I'll need a refresher lesson.

That so? Interesting. Remember that when I tell you my mum wants to speak with you, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Aren't they just?

Oh dear, Mike. I would hate for you to have- memory problems caused by lack of schooling. Thank goodness I shall be seeing you tomorrow, yes? I shall- construct a proper lesson plan tonight, yes.

Your mum wants to speak with me? Why should that bother me; your mother is a lovely woman... er... this wouldn't be the equivalent of my father wanting to speak to you, would it be?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Award-worthy, I reckon.

Sooner the better, yeah. Proper and thorough - I've lost a tonne of information. Having trouble tying my trainers, even. Suppose this means I should bring an apple for the teacher then.

Bloody hell I hope not.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Hm, indeed.

Oh dear, Mr Corner. Reckon this will be an all-day lesson then. Perhaps you ought to bring a few- for us to share.

Er... well, that's good, I suppose. She did like that- gift basket I got for her with Pansy... right? Of course I'll talk to her, yeah.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Basket it is. Anything else you fancy? Bowling fruit?

Right. Not sure how good, but I'll let her know then.

Course she did. Like most birds, I reckon. Makes Alex and me smell her every damn morning. Smells like she's had a go of it rolling in orange peels.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

So long as it doesn't hit me in the face of it's own accord.

Alright. Sounds good then.

...that bad? Oh dear... might I take this opportunity to blame Pansy entirely? Then again... you said she liked it, yes? Motion rescinded.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

How about other areas?

Just for that, I'll stew in that lotion before you arrive tomorrow.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

...Mike! Honestly! Incorrigible boy. Incorrigible! What if it hits you too

Wait, wait, is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult? If you're the one who doesn't like it, reckon it's a self-enforced punishment, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nature of the beast, Padma. Reckon I'll need double assistance with cleaning it up and the bruising

You assume I don't like it. You wait.