Oh dear, Mike. I would hate for you to have- memory problems caused by lack of schooling. Thank goodness I shall be seeing you tomorrow, yes? I shall- construct a proper lesson plan tonight, yes.
Your mum wants to speak with me? Why should that bother me; your mother is a lovely woman... er... this wouldn't be the equivalent of my father wanting to speak to you, would it be?
Sooner the better, yeah. Proper and thorough - I've lost a tonne of information. Having trouble tying my trainers, even. Suppose this means I should bring an apple for the teacher then.
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Date: 2005-08-04 05:35 am (UTC)OI, I can be rowdy! Didn't you see me at your bloody- tea bag and whipped cream party thing? How else might I persuade you, Mr Corner?
Never have to worry about that, Mike. Reckon it's not in my nature to turn you down. Right.
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Date: 2005-08-04 06:12 am (UTC)My memory's gone bad, see. Being out of school's caused a bloody leak in the head. Reckon I'll need a refresher lesson.
That so? Interesting. Remember that when I tell you my mum wants to speak with you, yeah?
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Date: 2005-08-04 06:22 am (UTC)Oh dear, Mike. I would hate for you to have- memory problems caused by lack of schooling. Thank goodness I shall be seeing you tomorrow, yes? I shall- construct a proper lesson plan tonight, yes.
Your mum wants to speak with me? Why should that bother me; your mother is a lovely woman... er... this wouldn't be the equivalent of my father wanting to speak to you, would it be?
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Date: 2005-08-04 07:22 am (UTC)Sooner the better, yeah. Proper and thorough - I've lost a tonne of information. Having trouble tying my trainers, even. Suppose this means I should bring an apple for the teacher then.
Bloody hell I hope not.
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Date: 2005-08-04 07:47 am (UTC)Oh dear, Mr Corner. Reckon this will be an all-day lesson then. Perhaps you ought to bring a few- for us to share.
Er... well, that's good, I suppose. She did like that- gift basket I got for her with Pansy... right? Of course I'll talk to her, yeah.
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Date: 2005-08-04 08:16 am (UTC)Right. Not sure how good, but I'll let her know then.
Course she did. Like most birds, I reckon. Makes Alex and me smell her every damn morning. Smells like she's had a go of it rolling in orange peels.
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Date: 2005-08-04 08:24 am (UTC)Alright. Sounds good then.
...that bad? Oh dear... might I take this opportunity to blame Pansy entirely? Then again... you said she liked it, yes? Motion rescinded.
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Date: 2005-08-04 08:47 am (UTC)Just for that, I'll stew in that lotion before you arrive tomorrow.
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Date: 2005-08-04 09:01 am (UTC)What if it hits you tooWait, wait, is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult? If you're the one who doesn't like it, reckon it's a self-enforced punishment, yeah?
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Date: 2005-08-04 09:31 am (UTC)Reckon I'll need double assistance with cleaning it up and the bruisingYou assume I don't like it. You wait.