Private to Filius Flitwick ONLY

I know it's summer and all and you've probably plans to take the Mrs to some of those choice nude beaches somewhere along the French Riviera, but I was wondering if you might find yourself with some time to help Terry and I with a project. Nothing complex to the point of an all-expense paid trip to the Mental Ward at St Mungo's, but difficult enough to merit your favourite student's request for your help.

Terry and I'd be willing to take you out to dinner with all the frills once we're through. You know, flowers, chocolates, compliments, violins, champagne, oysters on the half shell. Hell, Terry'll even bathe and that's saying something since he's recently decided to give it up.

What do you say?