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[mc_mike]

I know it's summer and all and you've probably plans to take the Mrs to some of those choice nude beaches somewhere along the French Riviera, but I was wondering if you might find yourself with some time to help Terry and I with a project. Nothing complex to the point of an all-expense paid trip to the Mental Ward at St Mungo's, but difficult enough to merit your favourite student's request for your help.

Terry and I'd be willing to take you out to dinner with all the frills once we're through. You know, flowers, chocolates, compliments, violins, champagne, oysters on the half shell. Hell, Terry'll even bathe and that's saying something since he's recently decided to give it up.

What do you say?

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[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

Why would we need a nude beach when we've got a rather nice pool to use whenever we'd like?

Speaking of which, we're having a gathering this weekend for my son's birthday. (Please note that clothing is required at this particular event.) If you'd like to bring your friends along with you, my wife would be delighted. I'd barely manage to suffer through it myself, however if you'd like to discuss the project that day, I might just make it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Cheers for the invitation, Filly. I'll accept mine now as there's'n't an occasion that's never brill to spend with your wife and I'll be sure to extend the invite to the band of rogues that call themselves my mates as well.

You're not letting your guests swim in the pool, are you?

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

You're quite welcome, my wife says. She says you remind her of a younger me which amazes me - I've obviously come very far. You should at least fear for your own head of hair, Mike.

If the band of merry gentleman and their significant others would like to attend, I would at least be entertained. My nephew, Whistler as you know him, will be in attendance himself. It's nearly a reunion.


The idea of a pool party is to swim, unless I've missed something.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

No worries about my hair. I'm taking precautions to ensure my forehead stays the brill size it is now.

Whistler's going to be there? Reckon I'll need to bribe them then.


So long as it's been disinfected, yeah? And filled with jelly. Grape'll do.

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

Precautions? I must have missed something, which is quite obvious to any who happen to take note of my hairline. What exactly are you doing to avoid the inevitable?

Oh, he's not unbearable, just quite unique in that creative arty way no one else understands.


Grape jelly? No, my wife prefers water and she gets her way.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

It's not inevitable, first off, as I've genetics in my favour. The rest involves a bloody fantastic collection of llamas and bottles full of unmentionable liquids.

You're only saying that because you're related. We know the truth.

She only prefers water because she's not swam in a pool full of jelly with me. We'll see what I can talk her into.

So when's this party?

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

On Sunday at precisely 11:30am you'll explain this misuse of llamas to me.

It's no secret that Kevin has always been unique, and he knows I think it, but getting to know him on a different level as I have lately, I'd be hard pressed to say he's anything but a decent young man. I do think the reason the two of you never got on well is because you're far too much alike. So clever and each vying for attention, you're unwilling to share with the other.


Serena may do as she pleases with no argument from me. I'm secure by now, and if she wanted a short man with a balding head, she chose the very best she could find.