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Right.
The other day my brilliant girlfriend inspired an equally brilliant idea and I thought why the hell not give this a go. Be a right shame to pass something like this up.
I reckon there's a good bunch of you tired of all this colours team nonsense, yeah? Still trying to figure out a way to make the bloody weeks speed up so it's over? What we need is some old-fashioned competition, but not with points, detention, and all that other rubbish we could care less about. There needs to be something at stake. I'm proposing we set up a wager amongst the teams. With the exception of Teal -- all apologies you lot -- it's anyone's game and I've an inkling to make some orange juice.
As captain of the Purple Pooka Eaters, I'm expecting all my teammates to step up and take the challenge. What about the rest of you lot? Are any of you up to making these next few weeks interesting?
Oi, and if anyone's interested in a flutter on the Quidditch match tomorrow, let me know.
Editted: Listen up. Here's how the wagering will work - each team'll come up with parametres for the losing teams, to be agreed upon sometime within the next 24 hours.
The other day my brilliant girlfriend inspired an equally brilliant idea and I thought why the hell not give this a go. Be a right shame to pass something like this up.
I reckon there's a good bunch of you tired of all this colours team nonsense, yeah? Still trying to figure out a way to make the bloody weeks speed up so it's over? What we need is some old-fashioned competition, but not with points, detention, and all that other rubbish we could care less about. There needs to be something at stake. I'm proposing we set up a wager amongst the teams. With the exception of Teal -- all apologies you lot -- it's anyone's game and I've an inkling to make some orange juice.
As captain of the Purple Pooka Eaters, I'm expecting all my teammates to step up and take the challenge. What about the rest of you lot? Are any of you up to making these next few weeks interesting?
Oi, and if anyone's interested in a flutter on the Quidditch match tomorrow, let me know.
Editted: Listen up. Here's how the wagering will work - each team'll come up with parametres for the losing teams, to be agreed upon sometime within the next 24 hours.
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You're ruddy daft if you think I'm going to pick a team before I've bloody heard your idea. Out with it, mate.
IO to Mike ONLY
All right, but you're not going to like it. It has to do with the loser(s) swimming in the black lake, in the buff. It's never a bad time to go starkers, is it?
IO to Terry ONLY
Aside from getting a feel from Squidgy, you want your bloody knacks to fall off? The losers go in that water, and their todger may never work again.
IO to Mike ONLY
Oi, true, that. There's got to be a warming spell that'll keep the old meat and veggies from shriveling up and dying. Otherwise, we may have to shelf that particular term until summer.
IO to Terry ONLY
Hell, if I knew that this is what you were thinking on, I would've asked Pomfrey about hypothermia when I was cleaning out bedpans this past week. Reckon there's a strong enough charm out there somewhere. If we put this off for a week, I can ask Flitwick during my counseling session Tuesday.
IO to Mike ONLY
Yeah, reckon this'll take a bit more research before it's perfected, won't it? I'm fine waiting until next Quidditch match for these terms, sure.
IO to Terry ONLY
Nevermind. It's not as if I've a use for it anyway, nor Tony for that matter. I'm in, heating charm or no.
IO to Mike ONLY
Hang on, I've a use for it, I do.
Oh bloody hell, can't be that bad, sure? I'm in, and I'm putting my todger on Slytherin for this one. You?