You're a right difficult one to plan for, mate, so I want double props for this one.
I reckon it's about time we've given a bloke their side to the whole sodding size debate. I'd be sodding hard pressed to think of a better spokesman for those with ickle pricks than you.
Oi, you're wanting me to say I've an ickle todger? You do remember that most of the sodding school's seen to know that isn't true for themselves, yeah?
It's easy, mate. Follow up MacDougal's toy IO with something about size not mattering, offering her advice of sorts, yeah? Mayhaps mention that you've a wand and not a broomstick, but you've not had complaints. Let it go from there. And no matter what might be said to the contrary, you've to insist you've an ickle knob.
What happens if you don't do a wager, then? I've asked Michael but I wonder what he'll say...
I... I don't know, Lancelot. I've never, I mean, I KNOW about Lisa's... collection, but I've not looked at any of those things and certainly haven't ever USED or even thought about and oh Merlin I can't believe I just told you all of that. I'm going to die of blushing if I do this in public.
There's just no backing out of a wager. It's not an Unbreakable, but it's near-on as binding if you're to keep your reputation.
I'm to be following up with whatever you say by offering advice on how size doesn't matter - and promote the ruddy unbelievable idea that I've an ickle todger.
So I expect you won't get near as much embarrassment as I will.
Yes, I'm seeing that. Well, I'm ready - so I hope you are as well.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm going to do as we discussed and there will be more than one post. I'll do my first, then you can do yours, and a bit after I'll do another.
And then - come find me wherever I'm hiding in shame, all right?
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I reckon it's about time we've given a bloke their side to the whole sodding size debate. I'd be sodding hard pressed to think of a better spokesman for those with ickle pricks than you.
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So when are you wanting this? How's it to be carried out - exactly? Since you seem to want the LIE to sound true, that.
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That work?
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Yeah, I'll be doing it, sure, though don't be ruddy surprised if no one's believing it.
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Are you thinking you'll be able to? Let alone go even ruddy further with it? Perfectly understandable to say 'no', sure.
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I... I don't know, Lancelot. I've never, I mean, I KNOW about Lisa's... collection, but I've not looked at any of those things and certainly haven't ever USED or even thought about and oh Merlin I can't believe I just told you all of that. I'm going to die of blushing if I do this in public.
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I'm to be following up with whatever you say by offering advice on how size doesn't matter - and promote the ruddy unbelievable idea that I've an ickle todger.
So I expect you won't get near as much embarrassment as I will.
IO to Terry ONLY
If it makes you feel any better, I'm going to do as we discussed and there will be more than one post. I'll do my first, then you can do yours, and a bit after I'll do another.
And then - come find me wherever I'm hiding in shame, all right?