mc_mike: (gears are spinning and spinning)
mc_mike ([personal profile] mc_mike) wrote2006-02-08 11:12 am

IO to Terry and MacDougal ONLY



Rumour has it I've a wager still to collect on. S'pose I've kept the pair of you waiting on pins and needles long enough.

I've the details when you're ready. Be prepared to be amazed by my brilliance.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/ 2006-02-09 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, yeah. Knew this was coming. What've you in mind, mate?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2006-02-09 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
You're a right difficult one to plan for, mate, so I want double props for this one.

I reckon it's about time we've given a bloke their side to the whole sodding size debate. I'd be sodding hard pressed to think of a better spokesman for those with ickle pricks than you.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/ 2006-02-09 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, you're wanting me to say I've an ickle todger? You do remember that most of the sodding school's seen to know that isn't true for themselves, yeah?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2006-02-09 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sure to be the reason why they'd know it's truth.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/ 2006-02-09 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Bloody funny, mate.

So when are you wanting this? How's it to be carried out - exactly? Since you seem to want the LIE to sound true, that.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2006-02-09 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's easy, mate. Follow up MacDougal's toy IO with something about size not mattering, offering her advice of sorts, yeah? Mayhaps mention that you've a wand and not a broomstick, but you've not had complaints. Let it go from there. And no matter what might be said to the contrary, you've to insist you've an ickle knob.

That work?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/ 2006-02-10 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
You're a right sick bastard, mate.

Yeah, I'll be doing it, sure, though don't be ruddy surprised if no one's believing it.

IO to Terry ONLY

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/ 2006-02-09 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Umm. Are we going to be able to manage this? I'm worried...

IO to Morag ONLY

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/ 2006-02-09 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I reckon I can, sure. I mean, it won't be right pretty, 'course, but a wager's a wager.

Are you thinking you'll be able to? Let alone go even ruddy further with it? Perfectly understandable to say 'no', sure.

IO to Terry ONLY

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/ 2006-02-09 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
What happens if you don't do a wager, then? I've asked Michael but I wonder what he'll say...

I... I don't know, Lancelot. I've never, I mean, I KNOW about Lisa's... collection, but I've not looked at any of those things and certainly haven't ever USED or even thought about and oh Merlin I can't believe I just told you all of that. I'm going to die of blushing if I do this in public.

IO to Morag ONLY

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/ 2006-02-10 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
There's just no backing out of a wager. It's not an Unbreakable, but it's near-on as binding if you're to keep your reputation.

I'm to be following up with whatever you say by offering advice on how size doesn't matter - and promote the ruddy unbelievable idea that I've an ickle todger.

So I expect you won't get near as much embarrassment as I will.

IO to Terry ONLY

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/ 2006-02-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm seeing that. Well, I'm ready - so I hope you are as well.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm going to do as we discussed and there will be more than one post. I'll do my first, then you can do yours, and a bit after I'll do another.

And then - come find me wherever I'm hiding in shame, all right?