What happens if you don't do a wager, then? I've asked Michael but I wonder what he'll say...
I... I don't know, Lancelot. I've never, I mean, I KNOW about Lisa's... collection, but I've not looked at any of those things and certainly haven't ever USED or even thought about and oh Merlin I can't believe I just told you all of that. I'm going to die of blushing if I do this in public.
There's just no backing out of a wager. It's not an Unbreakable, but it's near-on as binding if you're to keep your reputation.
I'm to be following up with whatever you say by offering advice on how size doesn't matter - and promote the ruddy unbelievable idea that I've an ickle todger.
So I expect you won't get near as much embarrassment as I will.
Yes, I'm seeing that. Well, I'm ready - so I hope you are as well.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm going to do as we discussed and there will be more than one post. I'll do my first, then you can do yours, and a bit after I'll do another.
And then - come find me wherever I'm hiding in shame, all right?
IO to Terry ONLY
Date: 2006-02-09 03:27 am (UTC)IO to Morag ONLY
Date: 2006-02-09 04:13 am (UTC)Are you thinking you'll be able to? Let alone go even ruddy further with it? Perfectly understandable to say 'no', sure.
IO to Terry ONLY
Date: 2006-02-09 04:23 am (UTC)I... I don't know, Lancelot. I've never, I mean, I KNOW about Lisa's... collection, but I've not looked at any of those things and certainly haven't ever USED or even thought about and oh Merlin I can't believe I just told you all of that. I'm going to die of blushing if I do this in public.
IO to Morag ONLY
Date: 2006-02-10 12:12 am (UTC)I'm to be following up with whatever you say by offering advice on how size doesn't matter - and promote the ruddy unbelievable idea that I've an ickle todger.
So I expect you won't get near as much embarrassment as I will.
IO to Terry ONLY
Date: 2006-02-10 02:36 am (UTC)If it makes you feel any better, I'm going to do as we discussed and there will be more than one post. I'll do my first, then you can do yours, and a bit after I'll do another.
And then - come find me wherever I'm hiding in shame, all right?