mc_mike | IO to Pansy, Greengrass, Bulstrode, C Weasley,all former Ravenclaws,Gryffindors, & Hufflepuffs ONLY

The week started off right with a birthday and a party, it might as well end it with one, agreed?

You lot are all invited to biggest orgy this side of eighteen. The guest of honour? Pansy Parkinson. Don't know her, don't like her? No matter. It's mutual, sure. You're still invited to her birthday bash - without the bishop. If anything, the day of her birth gives us another reason to throw a party and when's there been any harm in that, I ask?

Presents aren't mandatory but a costume is, so if you're wanting in the door, best be donning your fancy dress. The theme is carnival and for those poor sods who need a bit of demonstration to understand what that'd be, here's your visual ~~stimulation~~ guide.

What you should be looking at.

And for the conservative few out there:

If you've questions or need more visuals, say the word. My mum's got loads of photos here.

And just for you, Tony, I've found a photo of Celestina:

You can come dressed up like that, yeah?

Bulstrode suggested we go naked and whilst there's a fair few of you the rest of us wouldn't mind seeing, there's a hell of a lot more that we do. All apologies Bulstrode, can't take the chance the wrong sort'll be the ones to show up starkers.

Those've you that came to the teabag party last summer, you'll be showing up in the same place. And those've you that didn't, you sodding missed out on a great one. Try not to cry too much, yeah? Either way, make sure you're showing up at Bayhall Manor, Pembury, Kent at half eight this evening.

One last reminder - don't forget to bring your cozzies. This time there'll be jelly in the pool.