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Escargots not so ruddy bad. Chococolate covered snails, now , therea some first rate pavemnts pizza, that.
Some generous tourists offfered to buy me drinks because they were dead choffed with my statueing skills. Turns I'm a brilloant statue. Made ,oi, fifty, sixty, twelve - bloody hell, where'd the soddding hell dis it go? Got into a statue off with someother bloke who thoght I was encroachng on his trrritoy. Didn't see his ruddy name on the bleedin gtaes outside Notre bloody Damn. Sod him.
Tony, Terry, I don't know wher the bloody fuk I am. isome sods are shouting at me and there's pictures of peolple starkers everywhere and shtie; somw of these peoples need some fucking clohtes. Tierd now, so I'm gonna stop here on the bench. I wreckoned
Now qhats a funny word?
No shit I don't remeber.
Some generous tourists offfered to buy me drinks because they were dead choffed with my statueing skills. Turns I'm a brilloant statue. Made ,oi, fifty, sixty, twelve - bloody hell, where'd the soddding hell dis it go? Got into a statue off with someother bloke who thoght I was encroachng on his trrritoy. Didn't see his ruddy name on the bleedin gtaes outside Notre bloody Damn. Sod him.
Tony, Terry, I don't know wher the bloody fuk I am. isome sods are shouting at me and there's pictures of peolple starkers everywhere and shtie; somw of these peoples need some fucking clohtes. Tierd now, so I'm gonna stop here on the bench. I wreckoned
Now qhats a funny word?
No shit I don't remeber.
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Where is Anthony?
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Can you do your statue impression for me now?
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