Where's am I?

[mc_mike]

Escargots not so ruddy bad. Chococolate covered snails, now , therea some first rate pavemnts pizza, that.

Some generous tourists offfered to buy me drinks because they were dead choffed with my statueing skills. Turns I'm a brilloant statue. Made ,oi, fifty, sixty, twelve - bloody hell, where'd the soddding hell dis it go? Got into a statue off with someother bloke who thoght I was encroachng on his trrritoy. Didn't see his ruddy name on the bleedin gtaes outside Notre bloody Damn. Sod him.

Tony, Terry, I don't know wher the bloody fuk I am. isome sods are shouting at me and there's pictures of peolple starkers everywhere and shtie; somw of these peoples need some fucking clohtes. Tierd now, so I'm gonna stop here on the bench. I wreckoned

Now qhats a funny word?

No shit I don't remeber.

Comments

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Amusing.


Where is Anthony?

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Flying butttresses!

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm.

Can you do your statue impression for me now?

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nononononononnnoo ima tired of beings a statue. ive a protait thats brill.

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

Do you think you'd have a sober moment to return to England for an afternoon, Mr Corner?

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yssir Mr flitty sir. why's?I 'm on holidays.

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

My wife asks me to bid you happy travels.


The reason I ask you to return for an hour or so is of a delicate nature, one that you should recall once you're back in your proper state.

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

I think I like you better drunk.

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I like loadsa poelpe better drunk.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Please tell me you're joking.

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i didn't remememeber flying buttressses til now. I ,iss yoou padders.

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I miss you too.

Please stay safe.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Do I sense an international incident in the offing?

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You now, I reckon I cna sea up your nose in that phootgrph, Maccyd.

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What a thrill for you, I'm sure.

[der-rek.livejournal.com]

Good on ya, Corner!!

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Backatcha, sunnerlly!

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I should've KNOWN.

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Teeleeves fail you, yeahs?

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I don't need tea leaves to predict your bad behavior.

[millicent-b-.livejournal.com]

Sobriety.

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Recommendation?

[millicent-b-.livejournal.com]

For you? Never. It is a lost cause and I do not wish to waste my time.

Your funny word.

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Take a picture.

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Of what?