Where's am I?

[mc_mike]

Escargots not so ruddy bad. Chococolate covered snails, now , therea some first rate pavemnts pizza, that.

Some generous tourists offfered to buy me drinks because they were dead choffed with my statueing skills. Turns I'm a brilloant statue. Made ,oi, fifty, sixty, twelve - bloody hell, where'd the soddding hell dis it go? Got into a statue off with someother bloke who thoght I was encroachng on his trrritoy. Didn't see his ruddy name on the bleedin gtaes outside Notre bloody Damn. Sod him.

Tony, Terry, I don't know wher the bloody fuk I am. isome sods are shouting at me and there's pictures of peolple starkers everywhere and shtie; somw of these peoples need some fucking clohtes. Tierd now, so I'm gonna stop here on the bench. I wreckoned

Now qhats a funny word?

No shit I don't remeber.

Comments

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

Do you think you'd have a sober moment to return to England for an afternoon, Mr Corner?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

yssir Mr flitty sir. why's?I 'm on holidays.

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

My wife asks me to bid you happy travels.


The reason I ask you to return for an hour or so is of a delicate nature, one that you should recall once you're back in your proper state.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Dead thuhghftul of her. tel mrs flitty cheers. she lkes trufflses?

ha. ritght-O. gotchas.

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

Mrs Flitty adores truffles, especially if raspberries are involved.

Contact me when you know how to use the private feature, Mike.

Private IO to Professor Flitwick

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I've my bearings now, sir. Apologies about all that, yeah?

Re: Private IO to Michael Corner

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

No need to be concerned.


And while we're on the topic, please feel free to call me Filius. Usually my friends don't call me 'sir'.

Private IO to Professor Flitwick

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I don't think I can do that, sir. You don't reckon that's odd?

Re: Private IO to Michael Corner

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

Why is it odd? You stopped being my student long ago, Mr Corner. But if you'd rather keep with the stiff use of sir and surnames, then I suppose I can play along.

Private IO to Mr Flitwick

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

S'pose I'd miss being Mr Corner, that's all.

Can I call you Filly?

Re: Private IO to Michael Corner

[charms-flitwick.livejournal.com]

I had no idea your happiness rely upon my use of your surname. By all means, carry on. I shant sleep knowing I've taken away your life happiness, your reason to live.


And no.

Private IO to Mr Flitwick

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Appreciate that, I do.

How about Fils?

When's it I'm needing to come back?