Where's am I?

[mc_mike]

Escargots not so ruddy bad. Chococolate covered snails, now , therea some first rate pavemnts pizza, that.

Some generous tourists offfered to buy me drinks because they were dead choffed with my statueing skills. Turns I'm a brilloant statue. Made ,oi, fifty, sixty, twelve - bloody hell, where'd the soddding hell dis it go? Got into a statue off with someother bloke who thoght I was encroachng on his trrritoy. Didn't see his ruddy name on the bleedin gtaes outside Notre bloody Damn. Sod him.

Tony, Terry, I don't know wher the bloody fuk I am. isome sods are shouting at me and there's pictures of peolple starkers everywhere and shtie; somw of these peoples need some fucking clohtes. Tierd now, so I'm gonna stop here on the bench. I wreckoned

Now qhats a funny word?

No shit I don't remeber.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

You're drunk in a public place. You don't even know WHERE you are. You're doing who knows what for money. And you're clearly NOT thinking of my sister and how she feels whilst doing all of that.

So yes, BAD.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right. I was drunk with ther people in a club, although yeah, s'pose that counts as a public place. Can't be ruddy having that. And I've to acknowledge you're right, I haven't a bloody clue where I'm at though I think the Moulin Rouge is about one hundred or so paces ahead. Reckon that's a start. I spent the afternoon miming for money outside Notre Dame so my mates and I'd have money to eat with, and your sister's been on my mind the entire ruddy time we've been gone.

Cover it all or's there something else?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

If you were truly thinking of Padma, you wouldn't be doing things that would cause her embarrassment or to worry about you!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You saying I should be doing these things in private and not tell her about them at all?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

I'm saying you shouldn't be doing them at all. You should be at home, learning to be responsible!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right. Excuse me whilst I laugh up my both my lungs here.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Every time I think there might be SOME hope, you go and dash it again.