Where's am I?
Escargots not so ruddy bad. Chococolate covered snails, now , therea some first rate pavemnts pizza, that.
Some generous tourists offfered to buy me drinks because they were dead choffed with my statueing skills. Turns I'm a brilloant statue. Made ,oi, fifty, sixty, twelve - bloody hell, where'd the soddding hell dis it go? Got into a statue off with someother bloke who thoght I was encroachng on his trrritoy. Didn't see his ruddy name on the bleedin gtaes outside Notre bloody Damn. Sod him.
Tony, Terry, I don't know wher the bloody fuk I am. isome sods are shouting at me and there's pictures of peolple starkers everywhere and shtie; somw of these peoples need some fucking clohtes. Tierd now, so I'm gonna stop here on the bench. I wreckoned
Now qhats a funny word?
No shit I don't remeber.
Some generous tourists offfered to buy me drinks because they were dead choffed with my statueing skills. Turns I'm a brilloant statue. Made ,oi, fifty, sixty, twelve - bloody hell, where'd the soddding hell dis it go? Got into a statue off with someother bloke who thoght I was encroachng on his trrritoy. Didn't see his ruddy name on the bleedin gtaes outside Notre bloody Damn. Sod him.
Tony, Terry, I don't know wher the bloody fuk I am. isome sods are shouting at me and there's pictures of peolple starkers everywhere and shtie; somw of these peoples need some fucking clohtes. Tierd now, so I'm gonna stop here on the bench. I wreckoned
Now qhats a funny word?
No shit I don't remeber.
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Are you able to find the other boys? I still think you should stick together.
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Shite, I've lost my wallet. Fucking fantastic.
Private to Mike only
Was anything important in your wallet?
Private to Padma only
Aside from my money? Yeah, could say there was. Bugger it all to hell.
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Oh Merlin. Is there any way to get the- police involved? I reckon not, I suppose.