When you first mentioned the igloo idea, I initially thought that perhaps you had lost your mind...but then I realised you'd never had a mind so I quickly moved on to other thoughts.
It then occurred to me that perhaps you were going for humour but the problem there is that it wasn't funny. I moved on once more and came to the conclusion that you actually thought it would be fun to freeze us all to death.
I see that my final thought is the most accurate except we'll be freezing in very good style. It does look quite lovely, even though it's very, very cold. How exactly does one sleep on ice?
And do you honestly think that Anthony will like this? Because if you do, then I'll give them a ring to book the holiday. And do you want to do sledding with dogs? Do you think he will? And what about Padma? Will she be up for such an adventure? I can only imagine that Terry and Seamus will be up for it since they're far more mentally unstable than even you.
Freezing to death in style's what it's all about, yeah. Where's the dignity in becoming a human icicle during some mundane blizzard out on the sodding tundra when you can go the fashionable way with beds carved out of ice and reindeer skin blankets?
Not cert how the sleeping bit goes but that's where the adventure comes in finding out, I'd wager.
What's not to ruddy like? The entire place is made of ice, Pansy. Doesn't get much more brill than a hotel made out of the stuff. So long as Tony knows a decent warming Charm, you've nothing to lose out on.
Reckon Padma's up for the adventure so long as you are. You think you can handle it? You're the one who balked at the idea at the ruddy start.
Again with the humour, I see. At least this time I've managed to form a smile. Try for teeth next time though and we'll see if I let you have an ice bed for yourself and your fiancee.
Can one be adventurous whilst sleeping? I find that there's very little movement whilst sleeping, but you're so unique, perhaps you juggle while you dream?
Anthony doesn't need to know a warming Charm for nights anymore, but we won't get into that. A proper young lady doesn't discuss such things with such a rogue as yourself. And I don't think he'd have an issue anyway. Take that as you will.
I can handle anything. I've been to Canada before, you realise. We didn't stay in ice beds, but it was rather chilly. You know, the outdoor spa looks rather inviting.
I was interested in inviting Millicent as well, but it might not be as much fun for her in her own ice bed. She'll freeze to death on her own.
I suppose I will admit that this looks to be quite a good idea, Michael.
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Date: 2006-11-28 03:21 am (UTC)When you first mentioned the igloo idea, I initially thought that perhaps you had lost your mind...but then I realised you'd never had a mind so I quickly moved on to other thoughts.
It then occurred to me that perhaps you were going for humour but the problem there is that it wasn't funny. I moved on once more and came to the conclusion that you actually thought it would be fun to freeze us all to death.
I see that my final thought is the most accurate except we'll be freezing in very good style. It does look quite lovely, even though it's very, very cold. How exactly does one sleep on ice?
And do you honestly think that Anthony will like this? Because if you do, then I'll give them a ring to book the holiday. And do you want to do sledding with dogs? Do you think he will? And what about Padma? Will she be up for such an adventure? I can only imagine that Terry and Seamus will be up for it since they're far more mentally unstable than even you.
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Date: 2006-11-28 07:29 am (UTC)Not cert how the sleeping bit goes but that's where the adventure comes in finding out, I'd wager.
What's not to ruddy like? The entire place is made of ice, Pansy. Doesn't get much more brill than a hotel made out of the stuff. So long as Tony knows a decent warming Charm, you've nothing to lose out on.
Reckon Padma's up for the adventure so long as you are. You think you can handle it? You're the one who balked at the idea at the ruddy start.
That's the guest list then? The six of us?
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Date: 2006-11-28 07:37 am (UTC)Can one be adventurous whilst sleeping? I find that there's very little movement whilst sleeping, but you're so unique, perhaps you juggle while you dream?
Anthony doesn't need to know a warming Charm for nights anymore, but we won't get into that. A proper young lady doesn't discuss such things with such a rogue as yourself. And I don't think he'd have an issue anyway. Take that as you will.
I can handle anything. I've been to Canada before, you realise. We didn't stay in ice beds, but it was rather chilly. You know, the outdoor spa looks rather inviting.
I was interested in inviting Millicent as well, but it might not be as much fun for her in her own ice bed. She'll freeze to death on her own.
I suppose I will admit that this looks to be quite a good idea, Michael.