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Anyone fancy a flutter on the Quidditch match tomorrow?

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Right, then what's Plan B?

But he nibbles on it!

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Show her your Wednesday pants. You always seem to like looking at yourself wearing them well enough.

That's what Scourgify is for.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

And you think that at the sight of my pants she'll suddenly decide that she wants to stay in? Yeah, I doubt that, mate.

You'll force me to give you a detention for nicking quills. And by the way, let me remind you that you can't Scourgify in detention.

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If you went about it right, she should.

Right, mate. I'm about to piss my pants from laughing so hard.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

You will have to teach me that irresistible pant-removing technique of yours, Mike.

Do laugh. It's a funny sound.

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http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

Busy tonight?

I do think I will. Anything to please a mate.

From:

http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

Your irresistible pant-removing technique is not going to make ME want to jump you, right? Because then I'm not sure I want you to show it.

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http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/

It just might. Which in that case, you should see it all the more. If it can make you want me, imagine what it would do for Hermione.

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http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

That is a tough decision to make.

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I'm only looking out for the good of your todger.

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http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

Actually, now that I think about it, your technique can't be that miraculous, considering... you know, Cho. Who doesn't seem impressed.

I'm starting to think you're only making up excuses to get me to watch you remove your pants. You have always been a little perturbed, mate.

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It's impressed her enough to get me blown, hasn't it?

Besides, that's all well on its way to changing come Valentine's Day. Better brush up on those shaving charms, mate.

Of course I have. That's why you love me.

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http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

Mike, I may not be the most experinced bloke in the world, but I reckon I can say with absolute certainty that it doesn't take miraculous stripping to get your girlfriend of eight months to blow you. Nice try, though. If you wanted to strip for me you only had to ask, mate.

Ha. I'm surprisingly not too worried, Mike. If you get laid by the end of the month, I'll do it the Muggle way.

Not quite.

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~~You date Cho then and see how long~~ Ha ha, yes, take the piss out of your good ol' buddy Mike. Laugh now whilst you still have hair.

And you can bet your Celestina Autographed Photo that I'll be handing you the um, cutthroat, is it? It's been a while since Muggle Studies.

Not quite, you say. Do enlighten me.

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http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/

I will, thank you.

What's a cutthroat? I'd do it with a razor thing. Although I believe razorblades can be used to cut throats...

Oi, don't go killing all the mystery!