And it goes.

[mc_mike]

Since it would seem I'm the only one around here with an enquiring mind, - Brown and Parvati, I'm disappointed verily, I am - s'pose that leaves me to ask the question that's begging to be asked.

MacDougal, what flavour arm candy are you? Your brother says licorice. I'm not ruddy sure I want to know how he knows.

Since I can, oi, Filly? Wanted to warn you, sir, that the dozen roses that your award-winning wife'll be binning once they're delivered? They're from Tony. Mine'll be the ones delivered later this evening. The one's she'll be gushing over and that'll convince her to chuck you for me.


Anyone else reckon they should give up looking for the cause of this past April's Fools? There's other areas which the Ministry should be utilising their resources, I think.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Admit it! It was you, besides, wasn't it!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You know me, mate. Would I send shite?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

You? I bloody well reckon you would. I'd have thought my young self would have had better taste. Still, funny to see you agree that sleeping with a boy was better than a girl.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Oi, that hurts. Straight through the heart with a spoon, mate.

Your young self had the bloodiest best taste an ickle Boot could have. Funny, right. Ickle Micks couldn't comprehend the brilliance that being with a woman is. Reckon there'd be something wrong in it if a six-year-old did.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

To put up with you? My ickle self knew no better than my old, or current one, seems.

Did you see Flitwick with hair? I think he was you as an ickle kid.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

I'll certainly agree with both of your selves not knowing any better.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Oi, pet. Specifically not knowing better, wouldn't you say?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Absolutely, because I'm better and you didn't know me yet!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Girl logic. Way to knock a bloke down a notch, sure!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Let's hope that Michael noticed he'd been knocked down then, shall we?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Nah, Mike doesn't care. He's got an ego that no one could touch, pet.

Are you very busy?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

I reckon you're right about that.

Oh, well - I'm waiting for Oliver to arrive now, but tomorrow evening I'm free...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Seamus is cooking since it's his turn, so you should come over then. You might be able to eat if he cooks.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Might? That doesn't sound very promising, but for such fine company, I think I'm willing to take the risk. What time shall I come?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Come at 7, and I'll be sure Shay doesn't burn it. Seems he's better at it than me, but I'm trying, so.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_morag/]

Brilliant - I'll see you then!