And it goes.

[mc_mike]

Since it would seem I'm the only one around here with an enquiring mind, - Brown and Parvati, I'm disappointed verily, I am - s'pose that leaves me to ask the question that's begging to be asked.

MacDougal, what flavour arm candy are you? Your brother says licorice. I'm not ruddy sure I want to know how he knows.

Since I can, oi, Filly? Wanted to warn you, sir, that the dozen roses that your award-winning wife'll be binning once they're delivered? They're from Tony. Mine'll be the ones delivered later this evening. The one's she'll be gushing over and that'll convince her to chuck you for me.


Anyone else reckon they should give up looking for the cause of this past April's Fools? There's other areas which the Ministry should be utilising their resources, I think.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

I've been busy. I won't speak for Lavender.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Pout a little more, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Oh don't pretend you care about my interest in gossip or lack thereof, Michael.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_lavender_b/]

Did Gregory IO you? You're not terribly upset with me, are you, dear?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

He did, yes, and I'm not upset with you! Why would I be?? You're helping Padma and I with an IMPOSSIBLE situation! It's just that... well, Gregory can be AWFULLY infuriating, Lavender. I'm doing my very very BEST to be nice, because he has been so nice: letting Dean and I come to visit in Italy, and now this... but he just REFUSES to accept that perhaps I might feel differently towards him now that I really do KNOW him a bit. I KNOW I don't know him as well as you do, darling, nor would I want to, but certainly I know him better than I did when we were all at school! He just seems to RELISH in being close-minded about it all.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_lavender_b/]

He just likes to test people, sweetie. I can't tell you how ANNOYING he was when I first started helping him pick out clothes and to be perfectly honest, he can still be incredibly infuriating, but I really, in the end, he does mean well. What was he doing? Was he rude? I mean, even if he is testing you, he shouldn't have been rude. Should I speak with him??

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

He was certainly VERY testing. He questioned that I would actually be concerned about his welfare! He also thought that by expressing such concern, I was saying that I didn't believe he was capable, and that was NOT what I was saying at all!! But no, he wasn't rude, darling, just DIFFICULT. If you want to ask him about how it went, that might be a good idea. It's only fair that you get his viewpoint as well.