Have you ripped off her eye already, Corner? See, that's why Cho won't shag you, you don't know how to treat a lady. Luckily for you, Trisha doesn't mind!
Next time you should forgo your impulses and hold onto your Galleons so that I won't have to bail you sodding arse out of chewing cud for the whole of an afternoon.
I don't think there are words to express how touched I am.
Complete shite. She found out about Saturday. I don't reckon she'll be coming. At least, that's what I gathered from her calling me an inconsiderate bastard and an immature prick, to pick some of the better names she used, and storming out on me before I could give her her sodding present. She won't even look at me now. And I'm the one she called bloody immature.
It's OK, you don't have to say it, mate. I understand. You're welcome.
She found out? You mean you didn't tell her? And does the fact that you didn't give her her present mean that you can return it and give me back my Galleons?
You sounded like a three-legged magpie being chased by a hungry Hippogriff, Mike.
You lost. I won. That's how betting works. There was no stealing involved.
I'll send flowers to you both.
Well, after the way Hermione reacted to it, I thought my best bet not to ruin Valentine's was to tell her after. Like today or tomorrow, or when we were actually all sitting together in the Three Broomsticks.
NO. I plan on giving it to her at some point, when she stops hiding from me.
Add three more to that and you have what you lost. Speaking of which, did Parkinson give you hers?
Depends.
Yes. Between Saturday and Blushing Venus, I think I've hacked her off quite well. And why hasn't Hermione spoke with you? You haven't bollocksed that up already, have you mate?
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Date: 2005-02-15 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-15 11:38 pm (UTC)Have fun with her, did you? ;P
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Date: 2005-02-15 11:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-16 05:32 am (UTC)And the name joke? Yeah. That never gets old.
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Date: 2005-02-16 06:15 pm (UTC)It really doesn't.
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Date: 2005-02-16 06:53 pm (UTC)Lucky for you, I feel for your impending humiliation at being bald so I can restrain from telling you to stop your bloody crowing.
Wanker.
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Date: 2005-02-16 06:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-02-16 06:59 pm (UTC)I may be the slightest bit impressed with the doll, although the timing was shite.
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Date: 2005-02-16 07:04 pm (UTC)How shite was the timing? You never really explained what happened.
The timing was great for me, though. Your magpie-scream was one of the only things that made that sodding day worth it.
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Date: 2005-02-16 07:27 pm (UTC)I don't think there are words to express how touched I am.
Complete shite. She found out about Saturday. I don't reckon she'll be coming. At least, that's what I gathered from her calling me an inconsiderate bastard and an immature prick, to pick some of the better names she used, and storming out on me before I could give her her sodding present. She won't even look at me now. And I'm the one she called bloody immature.
I did not sound like a magpie.
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Date: 2005-02-16 08:42 pm (UTC)It's OK, you don't have to say it, mate. I understand. You're welcome.
She found out? You mean you didn't tell her? And does the fact that you didn't give her her present mean that you can return it and give me back my Galleons?
You sounded like a three-legged magpie being chased by a hungry Hippogriff, Mike.
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Date: 2005-02-17 12:05 am (UTC)I'll send flowers to you both.
Well, after the way Hermione reacted to it, I thought my best bet not to ruin Valentine's was to tell her after. Like today or tomorrow, or when we were actually all sitting together in the Three Broomsticks.
NO. I plan on giving it to her at some point, when she stops hiding from me.
You're nutters, mate.
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Date: 2005-02-17 01:27 am (UTC)What kind of flower?
She's hiding from you? Yeah, Hermione hasn't talked to me since Valentine's Day, either.
Damn it.
What? I'm not! You should have heard yourself!
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Date: 2005-02-17 01:53 am (UTC)Depends.
Yes. Between Saturday and Blushing Venus, I think I've hacked her off quite well. And why hasn't Hermione spoke with you? You haven't bollocksed that up already, have you mate?
HA.
There is no proof.
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Date: 2005-02-17 02:27 am (UTC)Depends on what?
Yeah, can I tell you about that some other day?
Ask Terry!
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Date: 2005-02-17 04:28 am (UTC)But, I'm chuffed you got on with her, once you settled in for the, uh, ride.
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Date: 2005-02-17 04:57 am (UTC)Sod off.