IO to Tony ONLY

[mc_mike]

Do you know anything about this bollocks Parvati's IOing me about? Brian's not ruddy helping her find a job, is he? For the love of Merlin's goolies, please tell me he's not.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Could tell you that, but I'd be lying.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Fucking brilliant.

You've to talk him out of it, mate. Tell him she's a third leg she's hiding or something.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Do it yourself.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

What's your problem?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

You think I'd crash the sodding shower if I'd heard about it, is that it?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Would you've?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Why the fuck would I do that?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Fuck if I know, mate. Mayhaps since you found out about her being pregnant you've gone round the bend with marriage proposals and stalking her over the Firelog Network?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

If I were stalking her I'd be attending the damn Healer appointments. Fucking hell. You think I don't get that my presence stresses her out? I've had my bloody ears chewed off about it enough times already.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

The same'd been done with the marriage proposals, but it didn't stop you either.

If you weren't going to come anyroad, does it sodding matter if you knew about it or not?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Fine. I'll just abandon my son then. Wait until he's twenty and she decides she's ready to let me see him.

It matters because she's been telling you about how much of a sodding monster I am and fuck me if you're not believing her.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Christ, you're melodramatic. No one said anything about abandoning your son. Did your dad bloody abandon you when he left your mum?

Jesus, if I'd've known it'd've mattered that much to you, I would've told you. Fucking A. Who do you think reemed her for not telling you about being pregnant in the sodding first place?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

If it depended on my mother, he'd've barely seen us afterwards, but then we were old enough to have a say. Reckon Dad's got Jonathan to thank for having yelling matches with her over it every fucking day the first two years.

It's got nothing to do with that, though, fuck. You know damn well that not causing her any stress whatsoever involves never ever being around again, though. And I can't do that.

Right. Thanks.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You know the kid's due soon and she's not going to bloody be pregnant the rest of her life, yeah? The whole no stress issue's only enforced until he's born. Soon as that happens, mate, you go right on ahead with the proposals. You've my blessing. I'll be pulling for you from the sidelines.




Know it's not my place anyroad but you shouldn't've ever left her in the first place, mate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

There's a lot I shouldn't've done. Didn't have a choice there, though.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Alright.


Are we alright then?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

I'm just fucking sick of being lied to, mate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I didn't lie to you, Tony. Terry and I just didn't say anything, is all.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Hey, then my mother didn't lie to me either. Brilliant.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Same as when as you and Pansy ran off and eloped and didn't think to ruddy mention it to Terry and me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

One of the shitty things I should never've done, yeah.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Look, can we be done with this already? It wasn't my intention to get into anything with you. The whole thing's been cocked up since the word Go and there's nothing doing for it now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Should get going anyway. Busy as a cat burying shit here.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right. Have a drink on me once you're off the clock.