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[mc_mike]

Toony mate, what the ruddy hellre you doing? Stop fucking aruond over there. It doen't work when you pull that shite atthe swim centre and I'm not sodding fallin ofr it now.


get out of there. Ots not funny anymore.




Tonny?/

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[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

Lay off the whiskey, Corny.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

Swim center? Are you guys drinking by a POOL? OH come on, that's just not safe and if you kill Tony, Mike, I won't forgive you because I actually like him.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

what're you on abuot? there's no whisky - he's in the sodiding lake like he does at the centre

[finniganseamus.livejournal.com]

I'm not sending Terry after you lot, not if you're drinking and acting like idiots.

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

What lake?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

first whistly, now you. There's no alocohol. FUCK.

he won't fucking get out. wHy won't he fukcing getout?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

THEN WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE A MORON?


If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck and smells or types like a bottle of beer? You're so pissed you can't even remember drinking?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Cheers, but Were not drinkign you tooser. I don't knpow what the fuck's going onbut it;s not funny and he won't sodding gte out o fthere.

[finniganseamus.livejournal.com]

I'd say to go in after him, but you're drinking. Try not to lie about it, aye, Corner?


Fuck, where are you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

fuck if I know. A lkae. a like like the one at Hogwarts but ist in the ruddy bush.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

IM ON A FUCKING WALKABUOT AND I DON"T RIGHTLY NOW> They gaveus canteens with water but hes nmot here anymore and JESUS TONGY GET OUT YOU ARSE

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I'm not liying about shit. \

right. youre some help;. I hadn't alreafy fucking thought odf athat.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

WHY IS A WALKABOUT MAKING YOU TYPE LIKE A MORON?


My god, you've sent him into the bush? What if a kangaroo gets him!

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

Oh, so a random lake in Australia.

Great way for the rest of us poor Firelogs users to help you out. We'll just start scouring all the lakes in the world, how about that?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're off yoiur box with worry,right. You couldn't bloody leave blighty if you wantef to becuase of the soddfng ministry travel guiudelines.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

whend you turn from a mate into ssuch a flaming bitch?

Jesus my head hurts.

not bushj, he's in a lke. he fell in a gucking lake. shi0-

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

MIIKKE wen did you sennnd thhis? WEHEN DID YIOU SEND THID?

iif youre stll alive stoopp tyypuing and fuking haang on!

[http://users.livejournal.com/potter_harry_/]

What the hell?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

ALWAYS BEEN A BITCH, PAY ATTENTION! Just don't let Tony drown.

Something is SO off.

FELL? WHAT?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

TONY??? Are you alright???

[finniganseamus.livejournal.com]

Asking where you are isn't rude, it's helpful. Forget it, though, drown. I'll just be here while Terry mourns your sorry arse.

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

Australia's got to have something to send help though, right?

We'll just need to know where you two are. Step by step, stay calm, don't panic until it's all gone to pot.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

What's happened?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Are YOU alright, Sanam?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Of course I'm all right; I'm just concerned.