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[mc_mike]

Toony mate, what the ruddy hellre you doing? Stop fucking aruond over there. It doen't work when you pull that shite atthe swim centre and I'm not sodding fallin ofr it now.


get out of there. Ots not funny anymore.




Tonny?/

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[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

what're you on abuot? there's no whisky - he's in the sodiding lake like he does at the centre

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

What lake?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

fuck if I know. A lkae. a like like the one at Hogwarts but ist in the ruddy bush.

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

Oh, so a random lake in Australia.

Great way for the rest of us poor Firelogs users to help you out. We'll just start scouring all the lakes in the world, how about that?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're off yoiur box with worry,right. You couldn't bloody leave blighty if you wantef to becuase of the soddfng ministry travel guiudelines.

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

Australia's got to have something to send help though, right?

We'll just need to know where you two are. Step by step, stay calm, don't panic until it's all gone to pot.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

heE's derowning its pot noow