Oi, Millicent

[mc_mike]

What's with all the love letters? I know you adore me and all, but that was a mite embarrassing.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

What're you on about, mate?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Amore, mate.

How're your bowels then? Everything's in working order? They're speaking to you and all that rot?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Yeah, I'm sure Bulstrode's in love with you, mate.

Everything's bloody well in working order, sure. How 'bout yours?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Who's not? Besides, she's a funny way of showing it, is all.

Brilliant. Says I'm right bloody genius. Cheers for the concern, mate.

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

Did I miss something?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

All apologies you'd to find out about it this way, Whistler. Reckon there must've been hints along the way, just couldn't see them through all that fringe there, is all. How else're you s'posed to know she turns to goo every ruddy time someone mentions my name?


How're you bowels treating you by the way? You've enough fibre in your diet?

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

Right, knew I needed that haircut. I'll say your name and see what happens. It's 'Corny'still, isn't it?


Probably not enough fibre. I'm touched you'd ask.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nah, she likes proper names. Give Michael a go and see if she giggles. Pay close attention though or you might miss it.

Just the kind of sensitive bloke I am.

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

I don't think crossed eyes and a scrunched nose constitute giggles, but if you want to think it, I won't stop you.


Steady stream?

[millicent-b-.livejournal.com]

Corner has been playing with Billywigs again.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Oi, don't knock 'em until you try them.

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

So I don't have to worry that you're cheating on me while I'm at school? That's a relief. At least if you cheat on me, you've got to aim higher than Corny. He's a serious foot problem.



In case you're wondering why there's a dead cricket on the floor, I accidentally stepped on him while I was rushing out this morning. I'll pick it up when I get back.

[millicent-b-.livejournal.com]

I have no intentions of abandoning my standards. Randall Hague will suffice.


The cricket wasn't dead when I left.

[k-ev-in.livejournal.com]

Sexy look there. I hope Randall Hague appreciated it as much as I do.

What? No, he was crushed and missing a leg.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisa_turpin/]

You see Tony there? I need to talk to him.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

All apologies, Turpin, but he's incommunicado at the mo. You may want to try sending him an IO if it's something that can't wait.

How're your bowels treating you there, Turpin? Taking it easy on you, yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_cho_chang/]

You've loads of admirers then don't you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Tends to happen when you're irresistible though I reckon you don't need me telling you as much. You're beating them off with sticks if I'm remembering right.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_cho_chang/]

My broomstick comes in handy for that, yes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I ever tell you how much I wanted to be your broomstick?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_cho_chang/]

Ooo, that sounds intriguing. We should explore that further, you and I.

[millicent-b-.livejournal.com]

One would have to actually believe you possess a little known quality called modesty in order for you to suffer embarrassment.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Which you've loads of. In spades.


Everything's clockwork on my end, seeing as how you were wondering.

[millicent-b-.livejournal.com]

Obviously.

I'm relieved.

Do you have any actual business-related questions or were you merely missing making a spectacle of yourself over the Firelogs?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I could have a question or four. Or mayhaps I'm missing our little tête-à-têtes is all.