IO to Terry and Pansy ONLY

[mc_mike]

Oi, wanker! What's for dinner this evening?

Comments

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

This is your brilliant opener?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I know. You're gobsmacked by the brilliance. It's alright. Happens to me from time to time as well.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Do you think you'll be passing by France soon? If so, I could hold lunch for you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Should be, soon as these friendly blokes here in St Petersburg're through prodding me.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Good, then I'll hold lunch, as I said. Do you remember where to go?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Was figuring on wandering the streets and shouting your name at the top of my lungs until I found you or someone'd buy me a drink, actually.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Zut, I'll meet you at the Porkey office; tu as plein de merde, Michael.

But I will not buy you a drink, frimeur.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

The only bits I understand there is shit and drinks and so long's the drinks you will buy me don't taste like shit, then it all sounds ace to me.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

First I said that you're full of it and then I said that you're a smart arse.

Ron and Adrien are teaching me to swear, you see.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Full of fun and good-natured mischief, you bet. The last bit I prefer to think of as some good old-fashioned cheek.

Bless them and their efforts to corrupt the pure at heart with naughty bilingualism. Reckon I owe them a drink in honour of their cause.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

You planning on stopping by? If so, I've a nice bottle of scotch here with our names on it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Does it have Pansy's name as well? And does it come with a side of roast beef?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

You and Pansy are stopping by? What's happened to make the whole world go pear-shaped then?


And yeah, we've roast beef and veggies and even some treacle tarts for pudding.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I am not pear-shaped.




Is that what you mean, Mike?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

True, that, but I figure something big must be happening for you both to grace us.

What time can we expect you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Can't Pansy and I drop in for a bit of drink and nosh without an ulterior motive? I'm hurt mate, deeply hurt.

Half six fine by you?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Brill. I'll see you then.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You could throw in a slight more bite there, really go for his knacks, but it's something like that, yeah.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Hm, I'm not in the mood for an argument when I'm making an incredible effort to maintain a cheerful and agreeable disposition.