A few overdue thanks

[mc_mike]

Firstly, Brocklehurst, brill spread you put on there. I ate until my sides were fit to burst and drank until everyone was attractive enough to snog. Don't rightly know how you could improve upon that but if you've ever an interest in trying, I've an interest in attending.

Which leads me to Firstly A, a sub-point: Smith, next time you might want to try playing tunes in my key. Apologies on Smith's behalf to everyone for not being thoughtful enough from the off to do so.

Secondly, Pansy, Tony - cheers for a first-rate first birthday party for my godson. My mum's ovaries're now working overtime (cheers to Terry for that as well, mate) and my dad couldn't've been the happier to drink his Sunday away with half the Goldstein clan. I still think Persephone and Alicia're gems.

Which leads me to Secondly A, a sub-point: Pansy, the petting zoo owners contacted me today. I know you may've to pry his fingers off it, but you'll've to ask your dad to return the sheep.

Which leads me to Secondly B, a sup-point: Tony? Terry? You've to return your sheep as well. And Tony, we've talked about the puffskeins, mate. It's bloody sick, it is. Turn Fluffles back in, yeah?


And because I'm the considerate bloke I am, anyone planning on travelling out of Blighty over the next two or three weeks, Australia's gone and shut its borders. S'pose that means you'll've to enjoy your travels elsewhere.

Comments

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Your mum is still unbelievably cold. If her ovaries are working overtime, I take none of the blame, there.

You're very amusing. My father didn't have anything to say to you did he?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

I didn't actually take the sheep. I just charmed it to be purple.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Thanks again for the petting zoo, mate. Wilma says it's still all Ceci talks about.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Nope, sorry, there's not getting out of it. Part of the blame's to land on you. You've a baby, see. Like grease for a rusted vault everyone ruddy forgot about.

I try my best.

Not word one although it's not as if I'd anything to say him. Nothing that wouldn't land me in gaol, anyroad.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Deny all you like, but I've witnesses that can attest to your sheep-thieving ways.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

You're welcome, mate. Next time you've another celebrating a first year, remember I'm not paying for another.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Yeah, no need to worry 'bout that. Not for at least another decade, least.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

Maybe, just maybe, Izzy turned a sheep into a bunny, so she could keep it. I told her a sheep could stay on the grounds, but she said a bunny could sleep with her.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Don't you think it's a little inconsiderate to close off an entire country for your own pleasure?

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

And my son is the most adorable little boy and everyone agrees with me.

Are you comparing Padma's uterus to a rusted vault? Or is that somehow a comparison for your own person?

You could try to stay away from my mother. She just has to dote on you from the off. It's annoying.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Right, mate. If that's what you're wanting to call it. Put it off on the ickle ones who can't stick up for themselves.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

But it's not for my own pleasure and that's the ridgie didge.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Or mayhaps four.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Then whose, pray tell?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

I think you know Izzy's perfectly capable of defending herself, yeah?

Listen, there's something I'm wanting to talk to you about. You reckon I do it here or wait until you come back to Blighty next time?

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Did I ever say otherwise? Don't reckon I did.

My mum's. I'd like to live and continue shagging my wife, cheers.

Now why'd I want to do that? It's kind of ace, actually. You're only saying that because you're jealous she's not doting on you.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I don't want her to dote on me, or come near me most of the time. And that she allowed my father to attend alongside her is nearly unforgivable.

I'm glad for Padma's sake that you didn't say such a thing.

Private to Michael and Pansy ONLY

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I've called things off with Ron and I thought you should know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

I know she's capable of clinging to my leg for all she's worth and nearly impossible to bribe unless there's sweets or furry things. Which reminds me, Terry, you're kind falling down on the job there. She should be holding out for at least a Galleon by now.

If you've something on your mind, mate, go for it. I've'n't any pressing engagements at the mo.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

The entire wizarding population of Oz I'd expect. Tony's, mostly.

Private IO to Terry and Mike only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

No worries, she'll be learning that soon enough. As it stands, she's already learning to wager with the best of them.


Did you see that IO about Dean's sister gone missing, taken by the vampires in the Muggle neighbourhood?

Private to Michael and Pansy ONLY

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Yeah? Why's that?

Private between Mike and Padma only

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Right, what are you trying to say, Mike? No teasing.

Re: Private to Michael and Pansy ONLY

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

I couldn't invite him to the party because he's not just a friend and it would make Brennan's father uncomfortable. But he's not my boyfriend either. Since he doesn't want more than that, I don't want this anymore.

I deserve better. I'll never marry again, but I deserve better than this.

Private IO to Terry and Mike only

[http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/]

Once I'm back in Blighty, I'll've to have you lot around Bellissima more often. We'll get her up at the Blackjack tables with Flitty and my dad when they're in.

Yeah, I remember. That was some right scary shite there and a bloody fucking miracle his sister made it back safely.