A few overdue thanks

[mc_mike]

Firstly, Brocklehurst, brill spread you put on there. I ate until my sides were fit to burst and drank until everyone was attractive enough to snog. Don't rightly know how you could improve upon that but if you've ever an interest in trying, I've an interest in attending.

Which leads me to Firstly A, a sub-point: Smith, next time you might want to try playing tunes in my key. Apologies on Smith's behalf to everyone for not being thoughtful enough from the off to do so.

Secondly, Pansy, Tony - cheers for a first-rate first birthday party for my godson. My mum's ovaries're now working overtime (cheers to Terry for that as well, mate) and my dad couldn't've been the happier to drink his Sunday away with half the Goldstein clan. I still think Persephone and Alicia're gems.

Which leads me to Secondly A, a sub-point: Pansy, the petting zoo owners contacted me today. I know you may've to pry his fingers off it, but you'll've to ask your dad to return the sheep.

Which leads me to Secondly B, a sup-point: Tony? Terry? You've to return your sheep as well. And Tony, we've talked about the puffskeins, mate. It's bloody sick, it is. Turn Fluffles back in, yeah?


And because I'm the considerate bloke I am, anyone planning on travelling out of Blighty over the next two or three weeks, Australia's gone and shut its borders. S'pose that means you'll've to enjoy your travels elsewhere.

Comments

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Your mum is still unbelievably cold. If her ovaries are working overtime, I take none of the blame, there.

You're very amusing. My father didn't have anything to say to you did he?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/]

I didn't actually take the sheep. I just charmed it to be purple.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/]

Thanks again for the petting zoo, mate. Wilma says it's still all Ceci talks about.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_padma/]

Don't you think it's a little inconsiderate to close off an entire country for your own pleasure?

Private between Parvati and Michael ONLY

[http://users.livejournal.com/_patil_parvati/]

Look.

I know you know that I would never EVER send you an IO about ANYTHING unless I was absolutely SURE that you needed to know something, and I need your help.

Please, just listen. Don't STOP reading, just... Read it ALL.


Lavender was shopping in Diagon Alley when someone walked up behind her and covered her eyes and said GUESS WHO. Well, of course she recognised his voice, because we ALL would! And she was SO excited to see him, but when she turned out, he KISSED her. She was naturally absolutely stunned and she'll have to do a cleansing to rid herself of any bad karma before she sees Gregory again, BUT it wasn't her fault. It just WASN'T.

So she THOUGHT it was Seamus because it looks JUST. LIKE. SEAMUS. But it's not! Remember the Firelog glitch?? When that other world bled into ours??? That Seamus came THROUGH.

Just like GINNY WEASLEY went there, he's HERE.



WHAT DO WE DO? DO we tell Terry??? You're his best friend, so hopefully you'll know what to do.

[http://users.livejournal.com/smith_zach_/]

Your key? Sorry mate, guitar strings are delicate. They don't carry them "so high pitched only the dogs down the street could enjoy" for the most part.