IO to Pansy ONLY

[mc_mike]

How much do I owe you for your packing services? Remember I'm poor here and in the process of moving back halfway across the ruddy world, so 5 Knuts is my limit. That sound fair enough?

Snazzy job on the invites as well. This mean I'm getting my waterfall of alcohol?

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I'll answer, but could you do me a favour? You reckon you could leave the names off next time? Helps a slight not to conjure disturbing mental imagery there.

Snogging's ace but shagging's always going to beat it, isn't it? As for me, I like watching Padma dance, better still when it's just for me and she's only her bangles on. And don't laugh, but I like brushing her hair when she's in the bath as well. I've'n't a clue why but something about it is sexy as hell. I'll second you on the chocolate sauce and warn you off marshmallows. Bloody choking hazard. When I was with Cho, watching her during a Quidditch match was a surefire turn on. Then there's the little games we'd play with the other during the day. You know, one evening she'd'n't wear any knickers to dinner and so then I'd have my chance to play her under the table during dinner. Fucking hot, that was.

See this'd be prime time for a wank.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I had forgot that about you. You're so romantic, Mike. Brushing hair, bangles, and... The knickers bit is nothing new, of course. And I'd expect it of you.

Let's make a deal, shall we? You leave off names as well.


Do you know what can absolutely ruin the romantic mood? Beds. It's amazing just how good it can be when it's against a wall. And actually, I'd say that though it was properly fast and frantic, against the wall was the best yet.

You didn't entirely answer the question though. What do you like your partner to do to you?

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Oi, don't go blowing my cover, yeah?


I've more than a few fond memories of walls myself. The water's not so shabby either. Buoyancy can be a bitch, but once you've that all sorted, the ride's fantastic.


The question was what turns me on. Everything I listed does exactly that. But if it's specifics you're after, I like my knacks played with. I've'n't had my hands bound but I'm a mite intrigued and'd like to try it. I'm the blindfold's number one fan. Not know what's going to happen next? Ingenious things come from this. Ingenious.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

Oh, look what you've done. You've gone and made me properly interested in having a good night and yet not with myself. Not at all.

I'd much rather have someone with me. Now what will I do?

Sometimes you're really quite mean.

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It's an artform, what can I say?

S'pose you should IO nameless and make plans for the evening because if nameless is as brill as you're touting he is, he'll drop everything to be there with you. Then I can go find my other half and take care of some unfinished business from earlier. Reckon this is what they call everyone going home a winner.

[ms-pansy.livejournal.com]

We'll see then won't we? Already talking to him, actually, and making plans for his birthday which is Sunday. Don't come round on Sunday, Michael.

Maybe he'll help me finish this wine?


Ew, I don't want to hear about Padma-sex, do I? It's all romantic and lacy.

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Shite. There goes my Sunday plans. Reckon I'll find somewhere safe out of the country to visit. I hear the Franciscan munks're planning one hell of a rave this weekend.

Hold up. You're not supposed to be drinking without me. There's a law that says so, there is.


All apologies, you won't be hearing about it because I'm going to be busy participating in it. Mayhaps I'll send pictures though. Something that really captures the moment.