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mc_mike ([personal profile] mc_mike) wrote2005-03-10 03:50 pm

IO to Tony and Terry Only

Alright, Tony. I've spoken with Hermione and she spilled, so now the rest is up to you to fill in the blanks. Do you need Ogden's to do this or can you muddle through this without the need to spunk up?

On a different note, Padma's invited us to practise conjuring Patronuses with her and a few others later this evening, if either of you are interested. Turpin and I worked on them some last night, but a corporeal one isn't any closer for me than it was last week. Have either of you had any luck?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/ 2005-03-11 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't know how comfortable I am with the fact that you're having guy talks with my girlfriend, mate.

Well, um, then I might want to see the IO, yeah.

Me neither. Maybe that's why you didn't just ask me to study with you, Terry? My Muggle Studies grades are all right.

Look, Mike, I'm not... happy about it. But I'm trying to... maybe I shouldn't be I'll get over it.

Did she really? Because all modesty aside, really, I'm the ugliest woman I've ever seen.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_boot_terry/ 2005-03-11 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, mates, I've not seen you all bleeding day!

Tony, I just reckoned that Ron'd have a better handle on Muggles, what with being best mates with two Muggle-raised Wizards. And, well, yeah, Hermione's your girlfriend, but I suspect you don't get up to much Muggle Studies talks while you're together, yeah? Oh, and his Dad's in the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Dept, so he's bound to know a bit more. Sure enough. Right.

Mike, did Hermione mention me at all? ;)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-03-11 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
That's because you don't pay attention to us anymore in in Charms. Or DADA. Or Astronomy. What's up with that, mate?

I severely doubt that Tony and Hermione get up to any talking, not after what I was told.

She said you should charge 15 Galleons a trick. I disagree, though. I reckon in a get up like that, you can charge at least 17 and a Knut.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-03-11 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
How many times do I have to remind you that she told me? It was a lark, mate. And I think you'd be quite proud of how she handled herself. I promise she only blushed once - through the entirety of the exchange.

Fine with me. Then will you fill in the gaps?

I had the extra Galleons, I didn't have the desire to spend them on myself, and it was before Cho and I worked things out. She seemed to enjoy them and now she has a photo of you on her nightstand. So the purpose was twofold.

She certainly did. And not to be a prat, but I think the trio of us are the ugliest women ever seen. And if we're the ugliest women, what does that mean for Celestina?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/ 2005-03-11 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope you're not starting to get a kick out of making Hermione blush too, mate. Have you ever actually seen her blush? It's brilliant. And I'm not trying to be selfish, but... yeah, I'm selfish.

You know I would anyway.

Ah. So you... had extra money. That's a very... erm, interesting reason to do that. Right... erm. And yeah, her nighstand, she told me. Where Parvati and Lavender can see them, it's all... very exciting. Um. Can we stop talking about this now?

It means that we looked nothing like her. Except for the feather boas, and even then, she wasn't worn one since last year or so.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/mike_corner_/ 2005-03-11 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say it's a waste of a day if you haven't made at least one bird blush.

No, I can't say I've seen her blush. Glad you have, though. Was that before or after she wanked you off?

Is it that uncomfortable to talk about? I thought you were rather chuffed at dressing up like a woman.

Keep telling yourself that, mate. Keep telling yourself that.




[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_anthony_g/ 2005-03-12 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, you mean any bird? Because some girls just look like a huge tomato it's not really all that attractive, is it?

Erm... before and after. And also... um, during. She told you about that?

Yeah, well... the alcohol helped, but I wasn't really all that thrilled. It was only for a day, so it wasn't a big deal. Except that now with those pictures I'll be dressed as a woman FOREVER.

I will!